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    Splot, the Floating Pink Blob in: Horsing Around in Hootel Oakley
    Splot, the Floating Pink Blob in: Horsing Around in Hootel Oakley
    Splot, the Floating Pink Blob in: Horsing Around in Hootel Oakley
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    Splot, the Floating Pink Blob in: Horsing Around in Hootel Oakley

    By David Cathrine

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    Join Splot, the Floating Pink Blob and his friends as they decide to investigate a new building run by birds in the town of Felinburg due to the Buccaneer Restaurant suspiciously losing customers overnight. Could Cake the Flake's customers be flocking to the new building and could his restaurant be at risk? Read on to find out!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherDavid Cathrine
    Release dateNov 23, 2019
    ISBN9780463332924
    Splot, the Floating Pink Blob in: Horsing Around in Hootel Oakley
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    David Cathrine

    I was born in Edinburgh in 1986. I studied Visual Communication - New Media at Edinburgh's Telford College and I use the skills and knowledge gained there to help me illustrate some of my books. My other works include "The Year of the Snakes", "A Fishy Tail", "Bob Piercem's Perplexing Quest" and the "Splot, the Floating Pink Blob Short Story Compilations".

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      Splot, the Floating Pink Blob in - David Cathrine

      Splot the Floating Pink Blob in – Horsing Around in Hootel Oakley

      By David Cathrine

      Copyright 2019 David Cathrine

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      Splot the Floating Pink Blob in – Horsing Around in Hootel Oakley

      In a restaurant named the Buccaneer Restaurant, a cake by the name of Cake the Flake, who was wearing a typical white chef’s hat and who was an odd reddish orange colour was busy talking to a floating pink blob by the name of Splot and Splot's friend, a red and pink caterpillar with red ribbons on her antennae.

      'This won't dough at all!' Cake the Flake said, depressingly. 'How could I suddenly go from having lots of customers to having only a few overnight? I hope Pudding Puff comes back soon with his report. He's taking his sweet time!'

      'I'll bet it's that quacking duck's fault!' Casey responded. 'Quackers is always up to his fowl tricks!'

      'That's absurd, can't a duck eat his lunch in peace, quack?' a yellow duck with a black moustache by the

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