The Adventures of Splot, the Floating Pink Blob

By David Cathrine

Join Splot, the Floating Pink Blob as he travels on adventures to fight evil! In this collection, he’ll go up against an evil mantis who wants to take over a castle, a mischievous mushroom who challenges Splot to a treasure hunt, a hooligan hermit crab who wants to steal a young clam’s birthday cake, an octopus who challenges Splot and a frog to battle it out for some treasure, and a shinobi snowball who steals a princess. Does the young pink blob have what it takes to battle these foes? Read on to find out!

• Language: English
• Publisher: David Cathrine
• Release date: Sep 4, 2011
• ISBN: 9781465999023

David Cathrine

I was born in Edinburgh in 1986. I studied Visual Communication - New Media at Edinburgh's Telford College and I use the skills and knowledge gained there to help me illustrate some of my books. My other works include "The Year of the Snakes", "A Fishy Tail", "Bob Piercem's Perplexing Quest" and the "Splot, the Floating Pink Blob Short Story Compilations".

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The Adventures of Splot, the Floating Pink Blob

By David Cathrine

Copyright 2011 David Cathrine

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Table of Contents

Splot, the Floating Pink Warrior

Splot, the Floating Pink Sorcerer

Splot, the Floating Pink Birthday Lover

Splot, the Floating Pink Captain

Splot, the Floating Pink Ninja

About the Author

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Splot, the Floating Pink Warrior

A certain wise sage with a grey moustache and a brown walking stick, and who certainly looked like he was showing his age and Splot, the Floating Pink Blob were busy having tea and biscuits when the wise sage suddenly remembered about a letter that his son, Herbert sent him about a week ago.

‘Oh, dear,’ the wise sage said as he spluttered his tea all over the vicinity of his herb garden in which he was standing. ‘It appears we have a problem young Splot.’

‘What is it, oh, wise sagey one?’ the young, pink blob asked Sage-ittarius while crunching on a biscuit.

‘It wood appear as though there is trouble over in Cannot-Possibly-Build-This-Correctly Castle,’ Sage-ittarius answered Splot in his odd dialect.

‘Oh, no!’ Splot screamed as he spat out some of his biscuit crumbs. ‘Not Cannot-Possibly-Build-This-Correctly Castle! What should we do, oh wise one?’

‘Well,’ the wise sage said while sipping his cup of herbal tea, ‘unfortunately, our usual heroes Bob Piercem and James Sharpe are currently on another adventure, sow it looks like it’s all up to you, young Splot!’

‘What can I do, Sage-ittarius?’ Splot asked the wise sage while staring at his second biscuit. ‘I mean, I’m just a floating, pink blob.’

‘Trees don’t talk that way about yourself, young Splot!’ Sage-ittarius encouraged. ‘You have quite a log of potential, indeed. Now, you must go to the castle and defeat the evil mantis who looms there!’

‘The evil mantis?’ Splot asked, while quivering.

‘Indeed!’ Sage-ittarius responded with a straight face. ‘Now, off you go, young Splot!’

‘I’ll do my best, oh wise one!’ Splot said as he left to go