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    Lonnie, Me and the Hand of God: The Victor McCain Series
    Lonnie, Me and the Hand of God: The Victor McCain Series
    Lonnie, Me and the Hand of God: The Victor McCain Series
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    Lonnie, Me and the Hand of God: The Victor McCain Series

    By Tony Acree and Marian Allen

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    Victor McCain, God's bounty hunter, has better things to do than check out a Satan sighting in Indiana, yet when duty calls...

    When he meets his informant, natural-born fool Lonnie Carter, only a six-pack of Guinness can lure him into the house. When Satan shows up with a deal, lit is left up to McCain to use his very special skill set to save the day, and maybe the soul of a dog.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherHydra Publications
    Release dateSep 28, 2019
    ISBN9781393699408
    Lonnie, Me and the Hand of God: The Victor McCain Series

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