My Weirder-est School #3: Dr. Floss Is the Boss!
By Dan Gutman and Jim Paillot
5/5
()
About this ebook
With more than 30 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading!
In this third book in the My Weirder-est School series, A.J. and his friends learn about good oral hygiene.
Grab your toothbrushes! It’s National Dessert Day, and Ella Mentry School has asked local dentist Dr. Floss to educate A.J. and his friends on the dental dangers of sweets.
But Dr. Floss has other plans. She wants the kids to eat as much sugar as possible so that they’ll need a dentist! Will someone get a cavity?
Perfect for reluctant readers and all kids hungry for funny school stories, Dan Gutman’s hugely popular My Weird School chapter book series has something for everyone. Don’t miss the hilarious adventures of A.J. and the gang!
Dan Gutman
Dan Gutman is the New York Times bestselling author of the Genius Files series; the Baseball Card Adventure series, which has sold more than 1.5 million copies around the world; and the My Weird School series, which has sold more than 35 million copies. Thanks to his many fans who voted in their classrooms, Dan has received nineteen state book awards and ninety-two state book award nominations. He lives in New York City with his wife. You can visit him online at dangutman.com.
Read more from Dan Gutman
The Homework Machine Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Honus & Me Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Return of the Homework Machine Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Babe & Me Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Jackie & Me Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Mickey & Me Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Roberto & Me Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsShoeless Joe & Me Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Abner & Me Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Ted & Me Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Willie & Me Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Satch & Me Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The Christmas Genie Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Nightmare at the Book Fair Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5The Get Rich Quick Club Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Jim & Me Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Ray & Me Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5
Related to My Weirder-est School #3
Titles in the series (12)
My Weirder-est School #1: Dr. Snow Has Got to Go! Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5My Weirder-est School #2: Miss Porter Is Out of Order! Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5My Weirder-est School #5: Mr. Marty Loves a Party! Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5My Weirder-est School #3: Dr. Floss Is the Boss! Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5My Weirder-est School #4: Miss Blake Is a Flake! Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5My Weirder-est School #6: Mrs. Bacon Is Fakin'! Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5My Weirder-est School #7: Ms. Jo-Jo Is a Yo-Yo! Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5My Weirder-est School #9: Mrs. Barr Has Gone Too Far! Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5My Weirder-est School #10: Mr. Ott Is a Crackpot! Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsMy Weirder-est School #8: Miss Aker Is a Maker! Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsMy Weirder-est School #12: Lil Mouse Is in the House! Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5My Weirder-est School #11: Mrs. Stoker Is a Joker! Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratings
Related ebooks
My Weirder-est School #1: Dr. Snow Has Got to Go! Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5My Weirder-est School #2: Miss Porter Is Out of Order! Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5My Weirdest School #5: Miss Daisy Is Still Crazy! Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5My Weirdest School #2: Ms. Cuddy Is Nutty! Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5My Weirder School #9: Ms. Sue Has No Clue! Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5My Weird School Daze #8: Miss Laney Is Zany! Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5My Weirdest School #6: Mr. Nick Is a Lunatic! Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5My Weirdest School #12: Ms. Hall Is a Goofball! Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5My Weird School #8: Ms. LaGrange Is Strange! Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5My Weird School Daze #10: Miss Mary Is Scary! Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5My Weird School Daze #12: Ms. Leakey Is Freaky! Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5My Weird School #18: Mrs. Yonkers Is Bonkers! Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5My Weird School Daze #7: Dr. Brad Has Gone Mad! Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5My Weird School #7: Mrs. Cooney Is Loony! Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5My Weirder-est School #7: Ms. Jo-Jo Is a Yo-Yo! Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5My Weird School Daze #5: Officer Spence Makes No Sense! Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5My Weird School Daze #11: Mr. Tony Is Full of Baloney! Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5My Weird School Daze #1: Mrs. Dole Is Out of Control! Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5My Weirder School #8: Dr. Nicholas Is Ridiculous! Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5My Weirder School #5: Ms. Beard Is Weird! Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5My Weird School Daze #6: Mrs. Jafee Is Daffy! Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5My Weirder School #4: Mr. Burke Is Berserk! Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5My Weirder-est School #5: Mr. Marty Loves a Party! Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5My Weirdest School #8: Mrs. Master Is a Disaster! Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5My Weirdest School #10: Miss Newman Isn't Human! Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5My Weirder School #11: Miss Klute Is a Hoot! Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5My Weird School Daze #4: Coach Hyatt Is a Riot! Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5My Weird School #9: Miss Lazar Is Bizarre! Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5My Weird School Daze #2: Mr. Sunny Is Funny! Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5My Weirder-est School #6: Mrs. Bacon Is Fakin'! Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5
Children's Readers For You
The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe: The Classic Fantasy Adventure Series (Official Edition) Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Prince Caspian: The Classic Fantasy Adventure Series (Official Edition) Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5I Broke My Butt! Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The Voyage of the Dawn Treader: The Classic Fantasy Adventure Series (Official Edition) Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The Horse and His Boy: The Classic Fantasy Adventure Series (Official Edition) Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5100 Jokes for Kids Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Silver Chair: The Classic Fantasy Adventure Series (Official Edition) Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Three Bears Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Pete the Kitty and the Unicorn's Missing Colors Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The Dog Who Watched TV Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Amelia Bedelia Gets the Picture Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Bob Books Set 1: Beginning Readers Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Last Battle: The Classic Fantasy Adventure Series (Official Edition) Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Pete the Kitty Goes to the Doctor Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Bob Books Sight Words: Kindergarten Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Pete the Kitty: Ready, Set, Go-Cart! Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Bob Books Set 2: Advancing Beginners Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Deadly Curse Of Toco-Rey Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Bob Books Set 3: Word Families Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Julie of the Wolves Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Pete the Cat: Super Pete Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5What Will Fat Cat Sit On? Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Lemonade War Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsPete the Cat's Family Road Trip Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Bedtime Stories: Cute Bedtime Stories for Kids Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Curious George Discovers Germs Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Pete the Cat's Trip to the Supermarket Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Amelia Bedelia Lost and Found Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Dragons and Marshmallows Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Wiggly the Worm Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5
Reviews for My Weirder-est School #3
4 ratings0 reviews
Book preview
My Weirder-est School #3 - Dan Gutman
My name is A.J. and I hate going to the dentist.
Dentists are weird. Why would anybody want to be a dentist? Who wants to stick their hands in people’s mouths all day long? That’s just gross.
I only mention this because the other day the weirdest thing in the history of the world happened. It was October 14. We were in Mr. Cooper’s class. We pledged the allegiance and did the Word of the Day, like we do every day. That’s when the weirdness started.
Okay, let’s get to work,
said Mr. Cooper. Turn to page twenty-three in your math books.
Ugh. I hate math. But that’s when a voice came over the loudspeaker. It was Mrs. Patty, the school secretary.
Attention, students in Mr. Cooper’s class . . .
she announced.
Not again,
muttered Mr. Cooper.
. . . please report to Mrs. Cooney’s office.
Mrs. Cooney is our school nurse. She has blue eyes that look like cotton candy yogurt. The kind with no sprinkles. One time, she begged me to marry her, but I told her I couldn’t because she was already married to some guy named Mr. Cooney.
Pringle up, everybody,
said Mr. Cooper.
We all lined up, like Pringles. Everybody was wondering why we were going to the nurse’s office.
Mrs. Cooney is probably going to check to see if we have head lice,
said Andrea Young, this annoying girl with curly brown hair.
Headlights?
I said. I don’t have headlights.
Why would we bring headlights to school?
asked Ryan, who will eat anything, even stuff that isn’t food.
I don’t think headlights would fit in my backpack,
said Michael, who never ties his shoes.
You could bring two backpacks,
suggested Alexia, this girl who rides a skateboard all the time. One for each headlight.
How would you get the headlights off a car?
asked Neil, who we call the nude kid even though he wears clothes.
Not headlights, you dumbheads!
shouted Andrea. Head lice!
Oh. Those words sound way too much alike.*
Maybe Mrs. Cooney is going to weigh and measure us,
guessed Emily, Andrea’s crybaby friend. She does that every year.
We walked a million hundred miles to the nurse’s office. Alexia was the line leader. Ryan was the door holder.
Good morning, boys and girls!
said Mrs. Cooney as we filed into her office.
As I walked by her, I whispered to Mrs. Cooney, I just want you to know that I don’t have headlights.