My Weirder School #5: Ms. Beard Is Weird!
By Dan Gutman and Jim Paillot
4.5/5
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With more than 30 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading!
In this fifth book in the My Weirder School series, the hot new reality show, The Real Teachers of Ella Mentry, is filming at school. Everybody wants to win the TV show's grand prize! The weird director, Ms. Beard, tells the teachers and students to act normal. Yeah, like that's gonna happen!
Perfect for reluctant readers and word lovers alike, Dan Gutman's hugely popular My Weird School series has something for everyone. Don't miss the hilarious adventures of A.J. and the gang.
Dan Gutman
Dan Gutman is the New York Times bestselling author of the Genius Files series; the Baseball Card Adventure series, which has sold more than 1.5 million copies around the world; and the My Weird School series, which has sold more than 35 million copies. Thanks to his many fans who voted in their classrooms, Dan has received nineteen state book awards and ninety-two state book award nominations. He lives in New York City with his wife. You can visit him online at dangutman.com.
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- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The school needs more money for school supplies so they decide to have a reality tv show come to the school. Ms. Beard is the director of it all. On the TV show there is several challenges and games, from mud wrestling to joke telling. In the end the school gains enough money to get supplies and Ms. Leakey won a vacation.
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My Weirder School #5 - Dan Gutman
1
Hooray for Mr. Klutz!
My name is A.J. and I hate it when a helicopter lands on my head.
Okay, so a helicopter never really landed on my head. But I’m pretty sure that if a helicopter ever did land on my head, I would hate it. Wouldn’t you?
My teacher is Mr. Granite, who is from another planet. He’s been pretty angry lately. Every time he tries to teach us anything, an announcement comes over the loudspeaker telling us to go to an assembly. Mr. Granite got so mad that he yanked the loudspeaker out of the wall!
Okay, today we’re going to talk about the Civil War,
Mr. Granite told us. Turn to page twenty-three in your—
He didn’t get the chance to finish his sentence, because you’ll never believe who poked her head into the door at that moment.
Nobody! It would hurt if you poked your head into a door. Why would anybody want to do a dumb thing like that?
But you’ll never believe who poked her head into the doorway.
It was Mrs. Patty, the school secretary!
I’ve been trying to reach you,
she told Mr. Granite. Who yanked your loudspeaker out of the wall? Everyone has to report to the all-purpose room for a surprise assembly.
"Not again!" yelled Mr. Granite.
Surprise assemblies are fun, because you never know what’s going to happen. That’s why they’re called surprise assemblies.
We had to walk a million hundred miles to the all-purpose room. I don’t know why they call it an all-purpose room, because we can’t use it for all purposes. I mean, you can’t use it to fly into outer space. So why is it called the all-purpose room?
Anyway, we had to sit boy-girl-boy-girl to make sure we wouldn’t sit next to anybody we liked. I had to sit between annoying Andrea and her crybaby friend, Emily. Ugh, disgusting! I made sure not to let my elbows touch theirs.
Mr. Klutz, our principal, was up on the stage. He has no hair at all.¹
Great news, everyone!
Mr. Klutz told us. Our budget problems are solved. I’m happy to report that we can buy new computers and supplies. We can bring back the art and music programs. We can hire all the teachers who were fired. We can turn on the water fountains again and put toilet paper back in the bathrooms.
Hooray for Mr. Klutz!
Everybody was whistling and cheering and shouting.
Where did you get the money to do all those things?
asked our librarian, Mrs. Roopy.