The man in the mirror

Joey James, 22, North Weald, Essex

Grabbing my pink My Little Pony pyjamas, I tiptoed to the bathroom, turned on the shower and threw them under the water.

I giggled as I hauled the soggy PJs back out onto the floor.

‘Muuum!’ I shouted. ‘My pyjamas are wet.’

There’s no way she’ll make me wear these to bed now. Disgusting girly things!

My dad Malcolm, then 33, and my brother Phil, then 6, always wore the same PJs.

Grey top and checked tartan bottoms.

And I wanted to be just like them.

‘Not again, Courteney!’ my