The Second Book Of David: 2, #2

By Levi Freud

This book is the second in A series. Its A continuation of the best of the best true stories about Sir David as he prefers to be called.
His stories are at times very funny Interesting and very captivating. Mostly about the Mormon church and its crazy ways history and beliefs as well as his  experiences being both in and out of the church, having resigned twice.
He has been married 6 times and raised 14 children most of them are still LDS and have rejected him because he resigned .

• Language: English
• Publisher: levi freud
• Release date: Oct 10, 2017
• ISBN: 9781386515739

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The Second Book Of David

EX-MORMON MORMON TEMPLE WORKER TELLS ALL

By

LEVI FREUD

NARRATED BY LEVI FREUD

Copyright © 2017

ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

About this book

the second book is one in A series.

The First Book Of David Is Very entertaining, and is different. It covers A different style of funny stories and Mormon doctrinal topics . They are both fun reads.

At the end of this book there is A link for the first book as well As the cover art and A list of topics for that book

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ABOUT THE AUTHOR

I have been a member of the church since birth. I'm not a convert I'm what is called BORN IN THE COVENANT, meaning I didn't have a choice in the matter. I was born and raised in salt lake city, UT. I always hated going to church when I was a kid, because it was so boring and forced on us. I remember listening to the slow depressing organ music in sacrament meeting, looking outside and seeing how warm and sunny it was. In Utah the weather can be very depressing for most of the year. However, I was forbidden from playing outside.

I started questioning the doctrine and beliefs of the church when I was about 16-17 and when I was about 19 or so I was cruising around temple square in salt lake city. And someone handed me a tract describing the real Joseph Smith, according to the church owned history of the church I was really shocked. I was reading the Sandra and Jerald Tanner publications. My eyes were opened, and I was shaken out of my cult, brainwashed trance. So i went to my bishop and said I wanted to leave the church. I asked him how I would do this and he lied to me and said he would write it down and then I would be taken care of but he didn't.

He also said that ''I would be back'' probably meaning that He secretly tricked me about my resignation and eventually I would come to my senses and come back and be glad he tricked me and didn't remove my name. Well, that was 20 years ago. And now I'm older and wiser and can't be tricked that easily, I will resign from the church after I release this book but before I get excommunicated for APOSTASY. Don`t worry, I synchronized my release date and my resignation letter to go through at the same time.

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I DO NOT DESIRE FOR PEOPLE TO LEAVE THE CHURCH IF THEY ARE HAPPY, AND IT WORKS FOR THEM. THERE ARE MANY GOOD MORMON PEOPLE, WHO DO GOOD THINGS. HOWEVER FOR THE TOP CHURCH LEADERSHIP, I CAN'T SAY THE SAME! IT JUST DIDN'T WORK FOR ME. I HOPE YOU WILL MAKE THE RIGHT RELIGION, THAT'S OK BY ME CHOICES FOR YOURSELF AND YOUR FAMILY TO BE HAPPY, AND IT IF THAT MEANS THE LDS.

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I was putting my resignation off for all these years, because I didn't want to be alone when I did it plus I was focused on other things. But now I decided to write this book. Well, I once said how will I know when to definitely resign, then I thought. It's like saying how do its kinda like how do I know I skunk is nearby if i've never smelled one before? You will know! Yes, but? You will know! well I know, I know this is my turn to resign. So I say to the Mormon church adieu (until god).

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INTRODUCTION

This book is about a 65 year old man and his experiences being in the Mormon Church over 50 years. He was married 6 times, and twice in the temple. He had 14 , some of which he adopted. He went to BYU and received 2 Masters Degree there in Psychology and Child Development. He resigned from the church and then decided to rejoin and got re-baptized. However, he resigned again for the last time. Many of his children disowned him because he left the church, despite his many sacrifices for them in being a good father.

In 2011 he decided to talk about his stories as self-therapy. When he first started, he seemed monotoned and very depressed. But as the weeks, months and years went on he unburdened his Mormon yoke of pain and hardship of 50 years of living the Mormon faith. He is now very happy and content pushing on 70 years old. This book is a compilation of some of the best, most interesting and funny stories of his life, told in his own words.

Consequently, he has been served with a no trespassing ordinance, for all Mormon property. He had his car vandalized, had death threats been followed in his car, harassed by neighbors, and being shunned by his family. Many of us that follow him really adore him, for his humor and honesty. The bard has helped the author personally with his stories, as well as many others. I know he has saved

Table of contents

CHAPTER-1

If you can’t get street drugs in Utah, just go see the, she will give you all you want.

CHAPTER-2

My Father .....I.Q.....148... really?

CHAPTER-3

The fastest pussy I have ever seen

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CHAPTER-4

How much is that penis in the window? the one with the waggly tale

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CHAPTER-5

Mormonism makes Utah rank dead last in quality of life, see for yourselves

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CHAPTER-6

Rabies and Bats and biting lady missionaries at the MTC

Mormon death rituals

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CHAPTER-7

Mormon death rituals

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CHAPTER-8

Mormons now punish and children of gay parents

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CHAPTER-9

One million dollars and a death threat

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CHAPTER-10

ALL MORMON SEXUAL, AND PERSONAL FAMILY SECRETS ARE PUBLIC...IF YOU HAVE HOME OR VISITING TEACHERS

CHAPTER 11

THIS GAL WOULD RATHER DIE THAN WORK FOR THE MORMON CHURCH

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CHAPTER-12

STRESS AND PERFECTION, MORMONISM CAN CAUSE MENTAL ILLNESS

"And now Introducing the Newcarabu, The honorable Sir David the Bard, Emperor of Salt lake city, Sultan of Utah, Spiritual adviser to questioning Mormons, The Bard Extraordinaire, Supreme Being, Alpha And Omega ........................Here’s David

CHAPTER 1

IF YOU CAN'T GET STREET DRUGS IN UTAH, JUST GO SEE THE JUDGE, SHE WILL GIVE YOU ALL YOU WANT.

Hello! Hello! Sir David, the Bard.

I'm coming to you from Sturbridge Massachusetts. I lived here a long time ago and the Red Lion Inn is the main attraction here in Sturbridge. I used to go in there and eat now and then. I think George Washington ate in there, I saw his teeth on a table. It's very old and it's right across the street from where Norman Rockwell lived and worked. I used to go to work every day right by there and I'd see old Norman out there painting. I’d wave and ask. ‘Come on, take a picture of me and paint it, man.’

I saw Norman when he was alive there and painting and today I'm hiding behind one of his boards so the Danites can’t find me. I saw him go into the Red Lion Inn to get some lunch and I'm behind one of the boards leaning down and pretending I'm Norman.

So anyway, I wanted to give to you a new article on the Mormons. There is a Mormon judge in Utah, who has two children and she's been on the bench since at least 2002, at least 12 years. She has been putting drug dealers in prison for more than a decade. Well, she was going to the post office a little too often