Things Drunk People Say
By Kathleen Go
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What did I tell you my name was?”
This shot has the faint smell of public restroom.”
This bar is as hot as uterus!”
I’m way too broke to be this wasted!”
Mom! Someone’s fucking in the bathroom again.”
What? You think the clitoris evolved from nothing?!”
You suck at drunk sex.”
Quotes were submitted via social networking sites (MySpace, Facebook, Twitter) by bar-hopping eavesdroppers. Quotes are integrated into original, graphic art.
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Things Drunk People Say - Kathleen Go
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People talk. Or so I’ve heard. And drunk, talking people I’ve definitely heard.
I can only remember a few times in my life when I’ve regretted the things I’ve said—the moments in anger, in passion, out of spite, carelessly, insensitively. All those other times, I’d been sober. Suffice it to say that my own quotable drunk moments have wisely been repressed. But I have to say it: Talking under the inuence is a pretty effective method of communication. Slurring and lisping aside, I’d argue that it helps improve projection and candor. It makes friends and it lightens moods. It shows that you can be in touch with your emotions, albeit briey and tumultuously. Most important, it’s fucking hilarious.
There is little bar-goers love to hate (or just plain hate) more than an intoxicated train wreck, especially if the train wreck won’t stop