Ebook100 pages12 minutes
Things Drunk People Say
By Kathleen Go
Rating: 1.5 out of 5 stars
1.5/5
()
About this ebook
Alas! The drunken, muddled words you forgot you said (or wish you could forget) were picked up by barhopping eavesdroppers and are collected here for all to see. The drunk dials, teary-eyed confessions, incoherent warbles, and slurs of the pseudo-intellectual, sexually ridiculous, and pleasantly random are Things Drunk People Say.
This is a collection of sometimes crass, mostly offensive, and always revealing drunk quotes ranging from the tipsy to the moderately intoxicated to the fully inebriated. It’s like a wild night out with your friends finally put down on paper. Each rambling is another uproarious encounter with the confused spattering of a girl at the bar or the stumbling bro sputtering nonsense because he just got kicked out, and each one ends in hilarity.
These pages are a visual playground for the boozing social butterflies of today’s world. If you appreciate laughter, debauchery, and not taking life too seriously, you’ll need this book.
Things Drunk People Say is a lighthearted page-turner and a staple of any coffee table. Endlessly relatable in its perfect vulgarity, it can make you wistful for those aimless nights of partying and those moments of drunken clarity when gems like these escape our typical filters, reminding you . . . we’ve all been there.
This is a collection of sometimes crass, mostly offensive, and always revealing drunk quotes ranging from the tipsy to the moderately intoxicated to the fully inebriated. It’s like a wild night out with your friends finally put down on paper. Each rambling is another uproarious encounter with the confused spattering of a girl at the bar or the stumbling bro sputtering nonsense because he just got kicked out, and each one ends in hilarity.
These pages are a visual playground for the boozing social butterflies of today’s world. If you appreciate laughter, debauchery, and not taking life too seriously, you’ll need this book.
Things Drunk People Say is a lighthearted page-turner and a staple of any coffee table. Endlessly relatable in its perfect vulgarity, it can make you wistful for those aimless nights of partying and those moments of drunken clarity when gems like these escape our typical filters, reminding you . . . we’ve all been there.
Related to Things Drunk People Say
Related ebooks
Mean Girls Grown Up: Adult Women Who Are Still Queen Bees, Middle Bees, and Afraid-to-Bees Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5How I F*cking Did It! Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsSleepwalking In Daylight Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Interventionist Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsNothing General About It: How Love (and Lithium) Saved Me On and Off General Hospital Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/556 Men And Other Mistakes 100 Stories Of Sex, Pancakes And Don't-Stay-The-Night Stands Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Constant Reminder Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsTwo More Years Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThird Time Was Not A Charm: Surviving Narcissistic Abuse Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsA Tear in my Life: The Brutal Truth Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsBefore I Leave You: A Memoir on Suicide, Addiction and Healing Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsA Life in Smoke: A Memoir Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Courage to Take Command: Leadership Lessons from a Military Trailblazer Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Sober.House. (My Story) Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Day I Turned Uncool: Confessions of a Reluctant Grown-up Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5The Weight of Beautiful Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Fear Inside Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Storm Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsI Played the White Guy Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsA More Perfect Union: How I Survived the Happiest Day of My Life Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Women in a Man's World, Crying: Essays Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsStarlit: A Novel Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsDown the Rabbit Hole by Holly Madison | Summary & Analysis: Curious Adventures and Cautionary Tales of a Former Playboy Bunny Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsTo Hell I Ride: When a Life Examined Became Worth Living Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsAkron's Infamous Escort Case Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Best Thing About My Ass Is That It's Behind Me Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5If I Stay - 101 Amazing Facts You Didn't Know Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThen & Now: A Memoir Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsJennie Wade: A Girl from Gettysburg Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Probable Cause Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratings
Beverages For You
Homemade Ice Cream Recipes: Over 200 Sweet Daily and Seasonal Recipes for Your Homemade Ice Creams with Local Ingredients Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsEat Like a Gilmore: The Unofficial Cookbook for Fans of Gilmore Girls Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Fancy Af Cocktails: Drink Recipes from a Couple of Professional Drinkers Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Joy of Home Brewing Kombucha: How to Craft Probiotic and Fermented Drinks Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsDetox Juicing: 3-Day, 7-Day, and 14-Day Cleanses for Your Health and Well-Being Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Mocktails: More Than 50 Recipes for Delicious Non-Alcoholic Cocktails, Punches, and More Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The Fully Raw Diet: 21 Days to Better Health, with Meal and Exercise Plans, Tips, and 75 Recipes Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Unofficial Disney Parks Drink Recipe Book: From LeFou's Brew to the Jedi Mind Trick, 100+ Magical Disney-Inspired Drinks Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe PDT Cocktail Book: The Complete Bartender's Guide from the Celebrated Speakeasy Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Drink Like a Man: The Only Cocktail Guide Anyone Really Needs Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Düngeonmeister: 75 Epic RPG Cocktail Recipes to Shake Up Your Campaign Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Wild Tea: Grow, gather, brew & blend 40 ingredients & 30 recipes for healthful herbal teas Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The Everything Healthy Tea Book: Discover the Healing Benefits of Tea Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Cocktails: More Than 150 Drinks +Appetizers and Party Menus Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe I Love My NutriBullet Recipe Book: 200 Healthy Smoothies for Weight Loss, Detox, Energy Boosts, and More Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsWhiskypedia: A Compendium of Scotch Whisky Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Distilling Made Easy Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsWild Fermentation: The Flavor, Nutrition, and Craft of Live-Culture Foods, 2nd Edition Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The Ultimate Bar Book: The Comprehensive Guide to Over 1,000 Cocktails Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Bartending For Dummies Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Kevin Zraly Windows on the World Complete Wine Course: Revised & Updated / 35th Edition Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Joy of Home Distilling: The Ultimate Guide to Making Your Own Vodka, Whiskey, Rum, Brandy, Moonshine, and More Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsDIY Bitters: Reviving the Forgotten Flavor: A Guide to Making Your Own Bitters Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The Good Living Guide to Medicinal Tea: 50 Ways to Brew the Cure for What Ails You Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5
Reviews for Things Drunk People Say
Rating: 1.5 out of 5 stars
1.5/5
1 rating0 reviews
Book preview
Things Drunk People Say - Kathleen Go
./a book_preview_excerpt.html Tn0>nq^
Yt(L,D4IOoF9qK!)Otj3}/V08'/˛O7«kmVl*?@/M==|d
4g,Xh0zkpPhC`X]K
Zht)AcTkP L]H*Er4>P3!-f
)#LRgm$
.%[-(ρ#bYYkXmT`y(/&<`- p+&}lI-=A(;::Lmy[`A.R8kEݭǨ gw"rmG؈wkUƖ ʦ!LdThXsd)MI:qؚHvK%z&g0Ɏo
a؋2_vV&T~ĘpӿMg<'"F86jY;fi*Wg5O FIք|4m4Mr^
0!Cdڂ-W`<Y<襣a<ȇq|J[-F".R_J ߝNHW#xŗmB7BfVmbJKimѲ
8w&K^~Ǩ0OZ+ZK4OHivOdŠgl~|^D
Enjoying the preview?
Page 1 of 1