Sober.House. (My Story)

By Mallory Neuberger

Raising her two beloved children in downtown Manhattan, Mallory Neuberger was living a double life: holding down a successful career, running marathons, eating healthy, married to a wonderful new husband, and hiding a soul-crushing drug addiction from everyone she loved. As the daughter of an alcoholic mother, Mallory learned to hide things at an early age. So when she found herself unable to stop snorting cocaine or find a solution, she was resigned to dying alone with her secret addiction. This is her story of addiction, recovery, and opening and running women's sober houses in Delray Beach, Florida. It is about her years of pain and isolation followed by growth, change, and immense happiness and joy, surrounded by people she loves and cares about. Mallory hopes that her story will help anyone struggling with or interested in addiction to find the peace, joy, and serenity that she has in living a sober life today, one day at a time.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Page Publishing, Inc.
• Release date: Mar 15, 2019
• ISBN: 9781644623961

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Sober.House. (My Story)

Mallory Neuberger

Copyright © 2019 Mallory Neuberger

All rights reserved

First Edition

PAGE PUBLISHING, INC.

New York, NY

First originally published by Page Publishing, Inc. 2019

This book is a memoir based on a true story. The only characters who have given permission for their real names to be used are Mallory Neuberger, Mark Neuberger, and Mallory’s children Morgan and Jack. All other characters have been fictionalized to protect their identity. Any similarities to other real people are coincidental.

No part of this book may be reproduced in whole or in part, or stored in a retrieved system, or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise without written permission of the author.

ISBN 978-1-64462-393-0 (Paperback)

ISBN 978-1-64462-396-1 (Digital)

Printed in the United States of America

Table of Contents

How Could I Be a Drug Addict?

How I Started and How I Couldn’t Stop

Family Ties

I Suck Anyway, so Why Bother Trying?

I Want to Help You

I’m Not Stupid After All

The Men, the Children, the Drugs

Look at Me, I’ve Turned into My Mother

Please Help Me

I Wish I Was Sober, You Wish You Were Drunk

I Can’t Keep You Sober, I Can’t Make You Drink

Louis Lived in a Sober House in Brooklyn

Resentments Are the Biggest Offender

Meeting Makers Make It

Don’t Worry, You Can Live at My House

Mommy, I Have a Problem

If I Build It, Will They Come?

Getting In

Arriving Sober, or Not

Little Nightmares, Little Miracles

It Smells Like Poop in Here

The Women Who Beach and Botox

No Mean Girls Allowed

Animal House or Sober House?

Don’t You Want to Make Some Real Money?

Not Now, I’m Doing Yoga

Ignorance Is Not Bliss

If It’s Broken, We Will Fix It

This book is dedicated to my mother and all the other people who never found recovery.

Foreword

When asked to write the foreword for Mallory’s book, to say I was honored would be an understatement. As a licensed clinician working in the field of addiction for twenty years, I have come in contact with countless treatment centers, halfway houses, sober homes, clinicians, case managers, sober coaches, etc. As has been publicized most recently in South Florida, the professional integrity of the field has become increasingly compromised by some. The ability to find trust and work with those who have compassion, understanding, and truly passionate about the fight against the disease of addiction has become more and more difficult. I am so proud and blessed to say this is not the case with Mallory and her work.

Mallory is a woman who has dedicated and continues to dedicate her life to the women she works with. She is forever involved and hyperaware of how vulnerable these women can be in early recovery. In a time where there are some who would take advantage and exploit this vulnerability, Mallory’s mission is to protect it. She is firm and fair, understanding the need of fostering independence while also providing consistent guidance. Mallory provides not only a house for women in recovery but also a home. The women join together in solidarity supporting one another, reflective of the mission of The Frog Pad. This is an environment that creates a safe space for women to heal and to grow. I am grateful for those in the industry like Mallory who uphold their integrity, convey their passion, and have an authentic care for those who are caught in the life-threatening battle of addiction.

Jennifer Lorey, LCSW, CEDS,

psychotherapist, Boca Raton, Florida

Previously clinical director of Florida House Experience

Preface

I opened the doors of my first sober house in February 2015. Books about addiction and recovery have always been some of my favorites—in particular, A Million Little Pieces by James Frey, and Beautiful Boy and Tweak by David Sheff and Nic Sheff (father and son), describing how addiction impacts not only the addict but also the family.

So far, I haven’t come across any books written about sober houses, which are also called recovery houses and halfway houses. These homes play a very important role for many people in recovery, helping them move from early sobriety into living a sober life in the outside world. I felt that reading about this could help many people.

A sober house is a bridge back to the outside world. Many residents move in after completing inpatient treatment. They still aren’t ready to be completely independent, so they choose a sober house with structure and accountability. Sometimes they don’t trust themselves—and often their friends and family aren’t ready to have them back. During one’s stay at a sober house, the resident will attend 12-step meetings, find sponsors, and hopefully, form relationships with other people in recovery. They will be tested for alcohol and drugs regularly. They will tiptoe back into the real world with the support of their peers and staff. Many will begin to work or volunteer—their days will be structured and safe. They will depart when they have a good foundation in recovery with the tools necessary to live sober and productive lives.

Sober houses have a very bad reputation in many areas, because not everybody who opens them has good motives. Some people are exploiting addicts and their loved ones, which has resulted in a lot of negative press. For those of us, like me, who are truly trying to make a positive difference in the lives of recovering addicts, there are some wonderful houses available.

This is my story of addiction, recovery, and running sober houses in Florida in order to pay back to the world of addiction and recovery for the amazing life it has offered me.

Acknowledgments

Thank you to my early readers: Lorrie Mackain, Ellen Fagan, Todd Greenberg, and Ilene and Bernie Shaiken.

Thanks to The Writers Colony in Delray Beach, Florida, for providing me with the push I needed to get this started and for your encouragement as my writing progressed.

Thank you to my husband, Mark, who put up with my writing at all hours of the day and night. I could not have achieved this without your support.

And especially, thank you to my patient teacher and editor, Barbara Cronie. You created order and provided proper punctuation.

Quotes

One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small

And the ones that mother gives you, don’t do anything at all

Go ask Alice, when she’s ten feet tall.

—White Rabbit, Jefferson Airplane

It’s because, of these drugs, that I do, that make me

Do these things, that I do, do these things, that I do.

—These Drugs, Eminem

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall;

All the king’s horses and all the king’s men

Couldn’t put Humpty together again.

—English Nursery Rhyme

Addiction

How Could I Be a Drug Addict?

Sitting in business class on the plane, flying back to JFK International from Greece, I couldn’t wait to call my drug dealer. I hadn’t snorted coke in days, or weeks even, so clearly I wasn’t an addict. If I were an addict, I wouldn’t have been able to function without coke for almost three weeks. Right?

I looked at myself in my magnifying hand mirror. I had a rich, glowing tan that made my brown eyes look lighter. My dark hair had lighter highlights from weeks in the Mediterranean summer sun. I put some light pink lip gloss on my already-pink lips and smiled at myself. Looking good, I thought. Thin. Tan. Healthy and well rested. Not bad for fifty.

Waiting at customs, I saw the signs that stated No Cell Phone Use, but I didn’t care. I had a call to make—a very important call.

What are you doing? my husband, Mark, asked. It says ‘No Cell Phones.’ You’re going to get arrested.

Oh, stop it, I replied with irritation in my voice. I am not going to get arrested.

Who are you calling anyway? he wanted to know.

Nobody. Just worry about yourself and leave me alone.

One of the things that made Mark a good husband for me was that he believed whatever I told him. He had no idea that I snorted coke, and we had been together for a couple of years already. It was easy to just act annoyed or ignore him, and he never really called me out on my strange behaviors. I could leave parties, restaurants, or family dinners for a half hour at a time, and he would hardly notice that I had been gone. A simple excuse (I had to go to the bathroom, or my daughter needed to speak to me) always sufficed.

The call went into voice mail, and I left a message: I’m back! When can you come by?

Just hearing his voice message filled me with anticipation. I could already feel that first hit going up my nose, filling my body with relief, with relaxation, with joy. I would only do two hits tonight when he met me. Two hits, and I would save the rest for tomorrow. It was late already, and I couldn’t afford to be up all night. I had to work tomorrow, pick my son up at school, unpack, buy groceries, and make dinner.

Finally, my dealer, Carl, texted me, You around?

I’ll be home in less than an hour.

Call me when you’re home, my dealer replied.

He didn’t like waiting. He was a busy man with many stops to make.

I’ll be home in fifteen minutes, I texted him as our driver paid the toll at the Holland Tunnel. You nearby?

An hour, he wrote back.

I knew I should tell him no. It was already 10:00 p.m. I needed to sleep, to prevent jet lag.

Great, I wrote. See you soon!

Who are you texting? Mark asked.

Work stuff for tomorrow, I replied. This wasn’t going to be easy. I needed an excuse to leave the apartment an hour after we got home. My husband would be suspicious, but that had never stopped me before.

Mark truly had no idea that I did drugs. Nobody really knew, other than my dealer and a few friends who still partook with me. Snorting cocaine at the age of fifty was not really something that I was publicizing. The cool party days had ended a long time ago. If people knew I was doing this, they might make me stop. So I protected my drug use carefully. I didn’t want to stop and didn’t particularly want to share. It was better this way. Mark just knew that I could stay up really late with him and I was a good party partner. This was a quality he had very much been looking for in a second wife, and I was the perfect candidate with my secret addiction. Without it, I would be in bed at nine every night like his ex-wife.

Snorting coke kept me nice and thin. I liked showing off my supertoned stomach in my size 27 jeans, which were so loose that I could pull them up and down without unzipping or unsnapping them. Not many fifty-year-olds that I knew looked as buff as me, and I liked the attention people gave me when I lifted my shirt in bars and restaurants or at parties.

Finally arriving at our Soho loft after what felt like an interminable drive, I texted my dealer as Mark unlocked our front door. I unpacked a few things, sorted through some mail, and checked my e-mails. I couldn’t wait for my dealer to text me back.

My cell phone rang, scaring me half to death. Be on the corner of Spring and Greenwich in five minutes, he said. It was 11:03 p.m.

Ok, I promised. I almost always bought the same thing, so he knew what I wanted unless I specified otherwise. We didn’t discuss these things on the phone. He had spent several years in prison for dealing before, so he had to be very careful. Sometimes I envisioned us getting busted by the cops as we did our little swap, me ending up in the papers like Tatum O’Neal when she was arrested while buying cocaine not far from where we lived. The thought filled me with horror, but there was also a strange, illicit excitement to the exchange.

Who was that? Mark asked.

Nobody, I said, running out the door, money in my pocket, a straw already cut with the longer end hidden in the trash under some junk mail. I’ll be right back.

I walked to the corner, and Carl pulled up on a little motor scooter a few minutes later. Sometimes he was on scooters, other times in nondescript rental cars.

Looking good, babes, he said, kissing me on both cheeks. Long time no see. He put his helmet down on the scooter seat where I knew my package would be sitting inside. I scooped it up and put it in the back pocket of my jeans, depositing the cash in its place.

I stood up straight and lifted one leg up, showing off my new Gucci sandals, their three-inch heels adding to my already-statuesque five-foot-seven-inch frame. I sucked in my stomach a little, wanting to look especially fit and stylish. Why was I trying to impress my drug dealer? Probably so he would come back the next time I called him, possibly putting me ahead of less charming customers.

See you soon, I told him. I walked around the back of my building and took the little package from my back pocket, placing it in my left hand. I snorted into my right nostril and then switched the bag to my other hand, evening out the left side of my nose. God, that felt good! I walked back into my apartment and locked the door behind me.

Where were you? Mark asked.

I just had to make a phone call. I needed a little privacy.

I went into the bathroom and locked the door behind me, opening my little package again. The next time I looked at the clock, it was 4:00 a.m. So good to be home.

How I Started and How I Couldn’t Stop

That first hit was always the best, bringing me back to the very first time I was introduced to coke. I had never been as terrified or as excited as I was that afternoon. I knew that what we were doing was very bad, which made it seem particularly alluring.

I had smoked weed and hash since the age of twelve, and that already bored me, making me paranoid, giving me cottonmouth, and turning my eyes a very bright red. Drinking was something that I did when I was out with my friends, but I didn’t have a real taste for it. My preferred cocktails were apricot sours, sloe gin fizzes, and tequila sunrises—basically anything that looked pretty and didn’t taste of alcohol at all. One or two of those, and I was toasted for the night.

The only time I got drunk was the year before I tried coke. I was a junior in high school in Port Washington, a Long Island suburb. My friend Barbara and I had gone out with two boys who were in their senior year. They had a bottle of vodka and a bottle of 7-Up in their car. My first sip of the mixed drink was not to my liking, so I poured a full plastic cup full of straight vodka and drank it right down, holding the cup with my right hand and my nose with my left. I took a swig of 7-Up as a chaser.

That was the last thing I remembered. I woke up lying on the tiles outside my front door, the burglar alarm blaring. My father emerged in his bathrobe, unlocking the door to the mudroom, and saw me covered in vomit, my adorable denim halter dress no longer fresh and innocently sexy. Our bichons frises started licking the vomit off me and barking up a storm, excited by this late-night interruption.

I’m so sorry, Mr. Grayson, Barbara said, my key dangling from her hand. Mallory just had a little bit too much to drink, and I was trying to unlock the door for her.

I felt like death the next morning, my head pounding and my entire body feeling as if I had been beaten up in a street fight. Clearly, drinking was not for me. I vowed to myself that in the future I would drink like a lady for social reasons only. My father was sweet, phoning me from work and asking me how I felt.

Not so good, Daddy, I admitted, tears welling up in my eyes.

My father laughed. You never listen… You always have to try things for yourself. Feel better, sweetheart.

The first time I did cocaine, I had just turned seventeen years old. I was a senior in high school, and one of my friends had a dime bag, which was essentially ten dollars’ worth of coke. This was a very small amount, especially when you take into account that four of us were sharing it.

Only Claudine, the girl who purchased it, had ever tried it before. She had an older sister who introduced her to it. My other two friends, Susan and Lynn, were novices like me. We sat in a circle on Claudine’s bedroom floor. Both of her parents worked, and it was just the four of us in her house, hanging out on a Friday afternoon after school.

Claudine had a big mirror in front of her on the floor, and she poured the cocaine onto the center of it. It had been packed in a small white paper package, the paper glossy and specially folded like a tiny envelope. She had a straight razor and scraped the remaining white powder from the paper, letting it sprinkle on top of the small pile that already rested there.

I was enthralled. I loved the mirror, the little envelope, and the razor blade. A twenty-dollar bill sat beside the mirror, waiting to be rolled up into a straw.

Claudine chopped the already-fine powder with the pointed edge of the razor blade. Once she had chopped it for what felt like forever, she began to cut the powder into thin white lines, their shadows reflected in the mirror. There were eight lines in total—two for each of us. Claudine intricately rolled the twenty-dollar bill to look like a straw by folding one corner down into a little triangle and then rolling the bill the other way, nice and tight, until she could slip the money into the little catch she had made, securing it closed.

Lynn and Susan looked as enthralled as I felt. We all drank on weekends and had smoked pot and hash before, but this was a first for the three of us.

Who’s first? Claudine asked, looking around the circle. I didn’t want to go first since I didn’t know what to do, so I sat quietly. Lynn and Susan must have felt the same way, because they didn’t offer to try it first either.

Okay, then, Claudine said, looking at all three of us. I’ll go first.

She seemed very adult to me that afternoon. She had secured an empty house, purchased a new and very illicit drug for us to try, and knew how to use it. At times like this, I wished that I had a cool older sister like hers.

Claudine had superlong blond hair, but it was frizzy, which was not the style. The rest of us worked very hard to get our hair straight each morning, regardless of the weather. I wore my long brown hair in a loose ponytail on top of my head every night, clipped down in the back with a barrette, ensuring the sleekest results when I woke up. It wasn’t comfortable, but being an attractive girl came at a price, even at seventeen.

Claudine had beautiful blue eyes, but her big bumpy nose detracted from their beauty. She bent her head down, and Susan went behind her to hold her hair back, keeping it from falling onto the mirror and disrupting our precious little stash. She put the twenty-dollar-bill straw into one of her nostrils and snorted half of one of the tiny lines. Then she switched the straw to her other nostril and finished it up.

She handed the straw to Lynn, who did the same, while Susan held her dark brown hair back. Susan had become the official hair holder, and she moved to me next, pulling my hair back into her hands. I bent down to the mirror and saw myself looking back. My brown eyes looked bigger than ever, filled with curiosity and excitement. I put the makeshift straw into my right nostril and held my left nostril in with my left index finger like I had seen Claudine do. I inhaled, and the powder exploded into my head, seeming to go directly to my brain. I moved the straw to the left and repeated the gesture. My head felt amazingly clear, everything around me suddenly brighter and more intense.

We continued our little rituals until each of us had snorted our two lines and were out of coke.

I need a cigarette, Claudine announced.