The Diary of ''The Lazy B''
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Welcome to The Diary of The Lazy B, home of what has become fondly referred to as The Porcelain Express.
These letters outline the events and dramas that have beset the B family on their quest to immigrate to America from New Zealand. They describe the daily smorgasbord of life and events that have had to be negotiated on the pathway to making their official Immigration Application.
They are written in a very descriptive fashion, are peppered with colourful metaphors, expletives and lewd sexual innuendo. They have been described by some as downright entertaining; we just hope you enjoy reading them.
Shooz 'The Lazy B''
Shooz was born long ago in a country far, far away, in a log cabin he helped his father build. He always lived in hope that his parents would eventually get married, to stop him from just growing into a bigger bastard than when he was born. (11 pounds 4 ounces, sorry mum) If you pull back the layers of sweaty matted hair that cover this behemoth of a man, underneath you will find a heart of gold. A sensitive, caring, emotional individual, just trying to escape and if they dont behave themselves, Shooz will make them stay there longer.
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