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Shooz 'The Lazy B''
Shooz was born long ago in a country far, far away, in a log cabin he helped his father build. He always lived in hope that his parents would eventually get married, to stop him from just growing i...view moreShooz was born long ago in a country far, far away, in a log cabin he helped his father build. He always lived in hope that his parents would eventually get married, to stop him from just growing into a bigger bastard than when he was born. (11 pounds 4 ounces, sorry mum)
If you pull back the layers of sweaty matted hair that cover this behemoth of a man, underneath you will find a heart of gold. A sensitive, caring, emotional individual, just trying to escape and if they dont behave themselves, Shooz will make them stay there longer.view less