Sexual Liaisons

By Marc W. Garvin

Man is a highly sexual animal and one of the few members of the Animal Kingdom to use sex for recreational purposes. Consequently, there is no gain in trying to downplay or deny it, sex plays an enormous role in our lives.

In this book the author has attempted to describe in an open and honest discussion, many of the conditions that led him to the featured relationships. The reader may follow the material with one of two objectives in mind: firstly, with the primary intention of being judgmental, in that case, welcome home for you are about to find plenty to be opinionated about; or secondly, with the hope to find something to learn or to avoid. If so is the case, hopefully you will come across the answer you seek.

• Language: English
• Publisher: AuthorHouse
• Release date: Nov 29, 2010
• ISBN: 9781452063720

Marc W. Garvin

Mr. Garvin spent most of his early years in the Caribbean Basin and later on as an adult, he travelled extensively through the Greater and Lesser Antilles, and The Bahamas archipelago as well. His deep knowledge of the geology, geography and history of that area has motivated him to write at both, fiction and non-fiction levels, numerous articles and books dealing with travel, social and human behavioral issues.

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One more point of consideration to present to the reader is the one that follows. In this day and age is not easy for a mature man to locate a suitable woman. Although they are plentiful and relatively easy to get, an adequate companion is a rare catch. It all boils down to a simple matter of statistics.

There are far too many factors than come to play into the complex quagmire of romance, love and sex. For starters, is not likely that an eligible mature bachelor would settle for an overweight woman (unless he is a fatso himself).The reason being is that overweight women (and men) have problems with their hygiene, not to mention their health.

The same eligible mature bachelor would not settle for a smoker either (unless he is into that filthy habit himself). The same goes for alcoholism and mental disease (either in mild or chronic form).

In spite of the fact that people is the most abundant commodity on the planet. Furthermore, even though 51% of those humans are of the female gender, of which 51 % are divorced. I would like to believe that the similarity in those two percentages is a mere coincidence. Notwithstanding those facts, it is indeed an uphill proposition for a mature single man to get a worthwhile and adequate lady.

I said above that the culprit was statistics and here is why: in the age range from 50 to 80 years, 72 percent of women are somewhere from overweight to right down obese, so they are ruled out of consideration. A large part of the remaining 28 percent are either homosexuals, smokers, alcoholics, sexually inadequate, flatulent, mentally impaired, excessively mystical, religious nuts or gold-diggers (not necessarily in that order).

That leaves about one half of one percent (½%) for our eligible mature bachelor to choose from.

The stories you are about to read are absolutely true and verifiable, provided the reader goes to reliable sources of information to find the proof.

These are the stories, I hope you find them either amusing or informative:

1954

Gilda

Nearing the age of 18, somehow in my infinite ignorance I figured myself of being a man of the world, therefore, to complete my entourage I needed to get a steady girlfriend. Through friends of my friends I got to meet a certain girl, her name was Gilda. I came to like her very much at first, she was a pretty girl, she was also an independent and rich spoiled brat. Although a year younger than I was, she was a lot more experienced in the matters of the heart.

I did not have much to go by other than my observations of my own father, so I decided to follow that example. I treated her softly and gently as a frail and delicate flower. We went dancing and to the movies as often as my affordability allowed it.

After a couple of weeks into our romance, I learned from a common female friend that she had been complaining behind my back, she was saying that I was too weak, predictable and condescending. I felt confused and disappointed with such an unfair assessment of my character. After some soul searching I decided she needed a lesson and I began to treat her with obvious disdain and contempt.

She did not like it and after a few days we verbally fought over the matter, the bare truth came out to the open and we broke up in a bitter exchange.

A week later we made up and continued back in our relationship. Our physical contact escalated, in spite of her tender age, she was already experienced in the practice of fallatio. I new all about it because I had been exposed to it through my contact with the whores of the Almas Perdidas Ranch. If you are spiked by curiosity, you may read all about those experiences on Chapter Five of my book titled A Gold Digger In Every Woman.

Gilda wanted to save her virginity for her future husband, however, she was quite willing to try everything but full penetration. That was about the extent of our sexual relations and since there was never a consummated copulation, and by judging according to the appreciation of one of our living ex-presidents, we really never had any sex and therefore, it would be very unfair for me to rate her on sexual performance if there never was such a thing.

After our break-up, the magic of our romantic affair was lost somewhere in the shuffle and the feelings were never back to what they were in the beginning. My infatuation, for that is all it was, had suddenly disappeared the same way it came into being.

Since it was time for me to attend college, I had to say goodbye. It was a bitter-sweet farewell……after that, I never saw Gilda ever or heard from her again. I hope she finally married a good husband to whom she could give her virginity to, and with him being able to create a large and happy