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    Funny Knock Knock Jokes
    Funny Knock Knock Jokes
    Funny Knock Knock Jokes
    Ebook38 pages8 minutes

    Funny Knock Knock Jokes

    By Prof John Graham

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    Hundreds of the best Knock Knock Jokes in the world.

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Barbie.
    Barbie who?
    BBQ chicken.


    Knock Knock
    Who’s there
    Carrot
    Carrot who
    Carrot-e CHOP! (chop em in the throat)


    Knock Knock
    Who’s there
    Pork
    Pork who
    Pork Chop!
    Bwahaha!


    Knock, knock
    who’s there?
    Dwaine
    Dwaine who?
    Dwaine the bathtub, I’m dwoning!!


    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Pencil
    Pencil who?
    Pencil fall down if you don’t wear a belt!


    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Smell mop
    Smell mop who?
    Eww! I don’t wanna smell your poo!!


    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Olive.
    Olive who?
    I love you!! 


    Do you want to hear a knock knock joke?
    Sure
    Okay you start it
    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    ???

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherAlbert Jack
    Release dateFeb 28, 2018
    ISBN9781386079545
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