High Voltage Mittens
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A little while ago in the multiple-award-winning Mittens, best friends Nina and Samantha finally realised they've got the hots for each other. Took them long enough. Jeez.
Even though they're now an established couple, Nina has still not confessed her love of watersports to Samantha - the desire that gnaws at her daily, but she's too embarrassed to admit to. On the other hand, Samantha has still not shown Nina the high-energy experimental vibrator she keeps in a shoebox - a machine so ridiculously powerful that it can't use batteries, and must instead be plugged into a high-wattage industrial power supply.
Of course, these aren't the only secrets. We all have them, after all - but secrets can't be kept forever, between two people so close. Sooner or later, the light gets in.
And if you put a masochist and a mad scientist in a room together, sooner or later, the electrodes come out...
Phoenix Baker
Hello! I write smut. Or rather, I write happy, sex-positive stories that aren't afraid of the occasional bit of blatant humanity. When was the last time you saw a character in a novel stop mid-sentence to sneeze? Or walk into a room, immediately forget what the hell she went in there for, and wander around for a minute trying to remember what she was doing? These little malfunctions are a part of being alive, and I think we need to see more of them in our fiction. I hope that you enjoy my stories about malfunctioning humans who fall in love and do really weird things to each other.About me:I am kept warm and dry by a beautiful redhead, who keeps me in a little hutch at the bottom of her garden. I write my stories in the dirt with a stick, and then I sit on them until they hatch into ebooks. I give those ebooks to Amazon and Smashwords, and then people send me shiny pennies by abstracting them into ones and zeroes and pushing them to me through a big hose. I don't properly understand how it works, but it lets me buy more carrots, so that's okay.Amazon told me to write a proper biography like the guy who wrote "Angela's Ashes," but he uses his real name and has won awards, and he probably writes using a computer or something, not a stick. I haven't won any awards.
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