Cyber Mittens

By Phoenix Baker

In this second bite-sized helping from our most biteable duo, Nina and Sam are here to demonstrate that just because you're not in the same building, that doesn't mean you can't have extremely elaborate sexytimes. Cyber Mittens features the adorable quirkiness you've come to expect from Nina and Sam, plus revelation of exciting new fantasies, intense masturbation, and butt stuff.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Phoenix Baker
• Release date: Dec 4, 2017
• ISBN: 9781370175192

Phoenix Baker

Hello! I write smut. Or rather, I write happy, sex-positive stories that aren't afraid of the occasional bit of blatant humanity. When was the last time you saw a character in a novel stop mid-sentence to sneeze? Or walk into a room, immediately forget what the hell she went in there for, and wander around for a minute trying to remember what she was doing? These little malfunctions are a part of being alive, and I think we need to see more of them in our fiction. I hope that you enjoy my stories about malfunctioning humans who fall in love and do really weird things to each other.About me:I am kept warm and dry by a beautiful redhead, who keeps me in a little hutch at the bottom of her garden. I write my stories in the dirt with a stick, and then I sit on them until they hatch into ebooks. I give those ebooks to Amazon and Smashwords, and then people send me shiny pennies by abstracting them into ones and zeroes and pushing them to me through a big hose. I don't properly understand how it works, but it lets me buy more carrots, so that's okay.Amazon told me to write a proper biography like the guy who wrote "Angela's Ashes," but he uses his real name and has won awards, and he probably writes using a computer or something, not a stick. I haven't won any awards.

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