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A Whole Crapload of Nothing: A book about NOTHING. Very seriously nothing.
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Really. It is exactly as the title sounds. A whole crapload of nothing. A book about nothing. Very seriously nothing. A short attempt at sarcastic humor with a few profanities thrown in for good measure. Nothing. A whole bunch of pages of literary humor about nothing.
Apologies if you expect a build up and plot. There is none of this here. In fact, I don't know that it could be said there is even a story line, however it does have a bit flow. Fast flow.
You may be better off in a giggling mood with a few libations before you tackle this one and "get it".
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