Patty Cakes: The Baker's Man Comes

By Bella Shadows

Attention! All you freaks on the streets and intelligent geeks!
You, who seek creative kink and beauties with ink!
You, who crave an artistic foray into the foyer of foreplay!
Come inside Patty Cakes Baked Goods!
Where sexy euphemisms, innuendos, and lexicons roam free!
Where metronomic etymology and ancient occult terminology meet!
Where the Twilight Zone and classic porn get a new beat!
Come wet or come dry, you'll leave satisfied, every time!

In this first part of the Patty Cakes smutpunk erotica series, Patty is readying herself for a long night of prepping before her weekly Hump Day open mic event.

Patty's not your average girl—she's that badass, tattooed, Afropunk chick who owns her own bumpin' bakery. A place where slam poets spit their truth and pain at open mic nights, local bands and MCs transform it into a show-space, and untapped artists use its walls as a gallery.

Before she gets started baking, she’s gotta use her fingers to grease up her cake-pan just right to get her in the baking mood.
(Come! Be the voyeuristic fly-on-the-bakery-wall getting a full view of Patty heating up her oven!)

Patty has been trying to perfect her Grandma’s red velvet cupcake recipe forever but hasn’t discovered the secret missing ingredient yet. She desperately wants that edge, that special touch that will raise her to the top and make her the tastiest baker in town.

Along comes an ancient and mysterious paranormal African deity, known only as "the Baker’s Man," who arrives out of seemingly nowhere to inject her with his magical seed—the secret ingredient she's been searching for. These two know how to mix it up HOT, and the sweet result is nothing short of fresh, delicious bliss.
(The Baker's Man gets his wooden spoon licked clean, then bakes Patty's cake as fast as he can (more than once)!)

Patty finds out just how good her cakes can taste when the Baker's Man comes, and he gets off with a new baker to add to his minions and a promise to come whenever Patty calls!

• Language: English
• Publisher: Bella Shadows
• Release date: Jan 23, 2017
• ISBN: 9781370878000

Bella Shadows

Bella, Bella, Bella, Can’t You See? Sometimes You Smutpunk Me Perfectly... Bella Shadows is a smutpunk sexnerd who deeply squirreled away the nuts of her dirty little stories in her mind-hole for far too long before she decided to share. I said, Biiiiitch! One day she realized, my Nasty-Ones get me all sorts’a hot and make me cum hard... I bet they would make the whole world cum hard, too! Mwahahahahaaaaa! She proudly pens smutpunk erotica for all folks who are under-represented, like herself, who just can’t read another crusty-billionaire-bimbo-limo-combo. Uhn-uh. No. Bella creates intelligent heroines and heroes who understand that sexual taboos run way deeper than skin and gender. Nasty-Ones can’t be fooled like that. Gimme vibrant colors, gimme thick chocolate bars, gimme occult magic and scars, gimme tattoos, taboos, and pierced boobs! Bella, turn my everyday life into a naughty game of smutpunk!

Book preview

WELCOME

TO

THE GRAND OPENING

SMUTPUNK TALE

OF

Patty Cakes

The Baker’s Man Comes

Part One of the Patty Cakes Erotica Series

by

Bella Shadows

Eroticisté

Starring:

Patty – A badass Afropunk baker

with a fat-booty

&

The Baker’s Man – An ancient deity

with a hard stick of butter

© Copyright 2017 Bella Shadows

All rights reserved

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Cover designed by Bella Shadows using Adobe Spark

Cover image is from a free wallpaper pack, and I have no way of tracking down the owner to give proper credit, but I really wish I could! Forgive me if you are the photographer or model. You are delicious and amazing! If you hate that I used your image, please let me know.

WARNING: This novelette contains strong language

and graphic sex scenes

I dedicate this,

my first ever published erotica story,

to my beautiful BFF, Yoya…

You always cheer me on, no matter what I do.

You inspire me to let my Nasty-Ones

come to life on the page.

You beat your own drum for fun.

Girl, you rock my world!

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Table of Contents

Peep into Patty’s Windows—See What’s Inside

Welcome to Patty Cakes Baked Goods

Warm Up That Oven, Patty

Roll it, Pat it, Mark it with a ‘P’

Put it in the Oven for Patty and Me!

Don’t stop, Bella! What happens next?

Bella, Bella, Bella, Can’t You See? Sometimes You Smutpunk Me Perfectly…

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Reach Out and Touch Me!

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