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    Cooking (for A**holes): Terrible things I've done. Tasty apologies. Little to no remorse.
    Cooking (for A**holes): Terrible things I've done. Tasty apologies. Little to no remorse.
    Cooking (for A**holes): Terrible things I've done. Tasty apologies. Little to no remorse.
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    Cooking (for A**holes): Terrible things I've done. Tasty apologies. Little to no remorse.

    By Zach Golden

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    The garage may be on fire, but hey, at least dinner's good.

    Nothing says "I'm sorry" quite like food. Take it from noted asshole Zach Golden. He's discovered an important asshole loophole: If you put a delicious meal on the table, everybody will forget you're an unspeakably terrible person...until you do something else terrible. But hey, that's why there's dessert. From Pork and Chive Dumplings to Veal Ossobuco to Coconut Macaroons, Golden is guaranteed to have a dish up his sleeve that will undo any bad deed. He also probably has something sharp and potentially rusty up his sleeve, too, so don't make any sudden motions. Cooking (for A**holes) serves up 50 unbelievable (but true) stories of subterfuge, malfeasance, and impropriety, and the delicious recipes to help any asshole out of a bind.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherSimon & Schuster
    Release dateJan 16, 2014
    ISBN9781440580741
    Cooking (for A**holes): Terrible things I've done. Tasty apologies. Little to no remorse.

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