Scab Wilson and the Theater of Doom!: Scab Wilson Series, #2
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He’s back in an all-new adventure! Scab Wilson, Spliff Martin, Julie Fentonbruter, even big old Biff Ballaroo comes sniffing around in this latest adventure! If you can’t bring the boy to Hollywood, you bring Hollywood to your small town as Scab and his pals decide to make their very own Zombie movie!
Thrills and chills galore as the packed movie theater explodes almost literally!
One thing is certain: Scab always knows how to show the reader a good time! Please join Scab and his friends in his last great adventure before Christmas!
Experience the stories that readers have called "heart-warming" and "hard to put down". Please look for Scab Wilson and his pals in "Scab Wilson and the Amazing Bicycle" and the upcoming "Scab Wilson and the Screaming Meemies!" (later this month!!)
Vince Iuliano
Freelance writer. Staunch crusader for truth, justice and the American Way..(writes under various names. You could be reading me right now, and not know it!)
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Scab Wilson and the Theater of Doom! - Vince Iuliano
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Scab Wilson and the Theater of Doom! (Scab Wilson Series, #2)
While normally I cower
EPILOGUE
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Scab Wilson and the Theater of Doom!
#2 in the Scab Wilson series.
© copyright Vince Iuliano/ Kindle Edition 2014
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1.
Scab Wilson was sitting on an old log, enjoying this wonderful sunny silly summer day. He dangled his legs
in the water and smiled goofily at the sun.
Spliff, my boy,
he said to his best friend Spliff Martin , I think that this is going to one of those miracle days.
What?
said Spliff, who was busily dangling his fishing pole out over the glistening pond.
They’d been sitting in the same spot (or setting, as Spliff’s Grandpappy Soda
Reinhardt would say) going on two hours now without so much as a nibble.
Not even a smidge of a nibble!
But of course they’d already invested that 2 hours and the moment they left – well, who knows what could come along just spoiling for an afternoon snack after they left??
No, if they left now, they would never know the beauty of a fish they could have had dangling off the end of that long pole!
There was a very real possibility that our friends Scab and Spliff might have gone on ‘setting’ this way until the end of time if Scab hadn’t suddenly swung down from his perch and slapped both hands against the sides of his well-worn jeans.
It’s not right!
said Scab out loud.
Ok, that scared me,
Spliff admitted. I’m not going to lie to you.
I’ve been thinking,
said Scab, frowning deeply and assuming ‘the stance’.
Spliff knew from years of experience that this opening sentence was not necessarily a good sign. Scab ‘thinking’ usually wound them both up in a world of trouble. But what really scared Spliff today – and he was not afraid to admit it- was the stance
.
There was