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    My Weird, Beige, Foreign Neighbors
    My Weird, Beige, Foreign Neighbors
    My Weird, Beige, Foreign Neighbors
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    My Weird, Beige, Foreign Neighbors

    By AmyBeth Inverness

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    Living in Old Town Sinus Medii, Simon is used to the idiosyncrasies of systems that are more than a hundred years old. But when a new delicatessen moves in next door, the odors that come through their shared air system into his upscale tailor shop threaten to make him close his business. He wants to be a good neighbor, but he has to do something about the noxious fumes before he loses all his customers.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherAmyBeth Inverness
    Release dateJul 29, 2016
    ISBN9781370322633
    My Weird, Beige, Foreign Neighbors
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    AmyBeth Inverness

    A writer by birth and a redhead by choice, AmyBeth Inverness writes Speculative Fiction and Romance from her home in Colorado Springs. She is assisted (~cough~) by her husband, two kids, one cat and a very helpful Golden Retriever.

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