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Cutting the Mustard

QUICK, Sam! Make sure you grab this couple before Nicky does. She’s gone to the loo,” Sam’s colleague, Emma, said hastily. Too late!

Nicky pounced on the middle-aged man and woman, who were browsing through a glossy brochure, on her way from the ladies’.

“Good morning, would you like to see our beautiful show home? And then I’ll find you a property to meet your requirements,” she said, smiling triumphantly as she led the couple into the show home alongside the sales office.

“It’s no good,” moaned Sam after another browsing passerby politely declined her sales pitch.

“I’m beginning to think I’ve made the wrong

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