How To Break Up With Your Crazy Girlfriend? Without Driving Her Super Crazy!: My Life Matters!!!, #1

By Dirty Dodgy Dave

Nope! You don't need a Crazy Girlfriend to read this. If you love humor, you will love this! It is simply fun. If you do have a Crazy Girlfriend, it will be helpful! 

WARNING: This book is not advisable for Crazy Chicks as the word Crazy has been used extensively throughout the book and might be traumatic to them. 

"A book exclusively on how to breakup with Crazy Chicks without provoking them!"

Hey guys!!

We come across both nice girls and crazy girls. Some of us might have a liking for crazy stalkers and naggers while others, who want to remain sane and alive, tend to look for nice or at least normal girls.

This book will be helpful in the following situations.

1) A guy with a thing for crazy might wake up someday and realize the real horror of being in a relationship with a crazy woman and decide that he doesn't want crazy relationships anymore. The whole deal might scare him.

2) Your "normal" girlfriend might turn out to be a Crazy Chick.  "Sadly, all that glitters is not gold."  This is the MOST DANGEROUS kind of Crazy!

3) You (being a bad guy) drive your nice/normal girlfriend crazy. Right now she is not normal but is temporarily on Crazy Mode!

4) You both drive each other crazy. Right now she is on Crazy Mode while you being sane understand that the relationship is toxic and that it will not work out. But you are scared to tell her that it would be better for both to break up or take a break.

In all the above cases, the chick will not take it easy if you breakup with her. Crazy Chicks and Chicks on Crazy Mode have that unquenchable stalking power which will make you crap in your pants. 

We will be primarily discussing about breaking up with Crazy Chicks which can be used for breaking up with Chicks on Crazy Mode. Breaking up with a crazy chick is a dangerous task. But it can be made fun, interesting, memorable and adventurous if you plan it well. This book will help you to breakup in a manner where you will not endure any drama, danger, death and loss (of property, possession, pets, limbs or other valuable body parts) which happens when you break up with crazy women.

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Dear Ladies! 

Do not rush to a conclusion that this book is one filled with rude and derogatory remarks. It is based on psychology and I prefer to tell it in my own way (Fun Way Is My Way!). You might be a good kind. But nobody can deny the fact about the existence of crazy, creepy, toxic men and women out there. In this book we discuss ways of breaking up with the crazy women. My book about breaking up with psychopathic boyfriend is on the way. So just relax. Crazy chicks alone will be offended by this wonderful book!

-Dirty Dodgy Dave

PS: The term Crazy Chick is used interchangeably for Crazy Women as the author wants to keep  it fun enough for the poor men who are reading this.  The author is aware of the fact that all women are not chicks. It can be taken as a compliment by the Crazy Chicks!

• Language: English
• Publisher: David Morgan
• Release date: Oct 21, 2015
• ISBN: 9781516326310

Book preview

INTRODUCTION

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Hey guys!!

Some might wonder if this book is even necessary. Take my word for it! Yes! It is necessary. Breaking up with a Crazy should be done in a way that doesn’t provoke her.

We come across both nice girls and crazy girls. Some of us might have a liking for crazy stalkers and naggers while others, who want to remain sane and alive, tend to look for nice or at least normal girls.

This book will be helpful in the following situations.

1) A guy with a thing for Crazy might wake up someday and realize the real horror of being in a relationship with a Crazy woman and decide that he doesn't want Crazy relationships anymore. The whole deal might scare him.

2) Your normal girlfriend might turn out to be a Crazy Chick.  Sadly, all that glitters is not gold.  This is the MOST DANGEROUS kind of Crazy!

3) You (being a bad guy) drive your nice/normal girlfriend crazy. Right now she is not normal but is temporarily on Crazy Mode!

4) You both drive each other crazy. Right now she is on Crazy Mode while you being sane understand that the relationship is toxic and that it will not work out. But you are scared to tell her that it would be better for both to break up or take a break.

In all the above cases, the chick will not take it easy if you breakup with her. Crazy Chicks and Chicks on Crazy Mode have that unquenchable stalking power which will make you crap in your pants.

We will primarily be discussing about breaking up with Crazy Chicks which can be used for breaking up with Chicks on Crazy Mode. Breaking up with a Crazy Chick is a dangerous task. But it can be made fun, interesting, memorable and adventurous if you plan it well. This book will help you to breakup in a manner where you will not endure any drama, danger, death and loss (of property, possession, pets, limbs or other valuable body parts) which happens when you break up with Crazy women.

You might have bought this book to get an insight about how Crazy women act and how to protect yourself from that danger lurking in this world; some of you might have bought it for the sheer fun of laughing aloud, rolling on the floor and crapping your pants; and some boring people would have bought this brilliant work just to read and criticize.

Whatever your intention might be, you will giggle lots while reading and after you finish reading this book! I promise that this book will make your break up Killer Funny! Don’t dread the event anymore. Just sit back and relax.

There is a possibility that your Crazy girlfriend might read or hear about it. Don’t panic. Even if she reads this book a hundred times she cannot stop you from breaking up with her using these techniques. My book doesn’t give your just ideas, but it also makes you an expert in coming up with your own techniques by making you think. I dare you

Reviews for How To Break Up With Your Crazy Girlfriend? Without Driving Her Super Crazy!

[John Peter · Rating: 5 out of 5 stars]

Hilarious! Laughed my *** off! Cool man! Just so funny!