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    Harlowe Pilgrim's Oh My Words! 2014
    Harlowe Pilgrim's Oh My Words! 2014
    Harlowe Pilgrim's Oh My Words! 2014
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    Harlowe Pilgrim's Oh My Words! 2014

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    An album of Harlowe Pilgrim’s short works (Hey, it’s short ... but it still works?) all published in 2014 and featured on Harlowe Pilgrim’s Cock and Bull Blog. The material included herein is intended for adult readers only. Not safe for work. Not safe for Grandma. Unless you work at a strip club. And your Grandma works there with you.

    "Poking Fun", "Theatre of the Absurd", "Cemetery Play" and more!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherHarlowe Pilgrim
    Release dateAug 15, 2015
    ISBN9780996709101
    Harlowe Pilgrim's Oh My Words! 2014
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    Harlowe Pilgrim

    Humorist and storyteller.Author of the novels Jesus Vs. Santa, Superhero Story, Superhero Story 2, and the ebooks Harlowe Pilgrim's Oh My Words! 2012, 2013, and 2014.Proprietor of Harlowe Pilgrim's Cock and Bull Blog (mucho adults-only humor and other writing) and Harlowe Pilgrim's Superhero Story Blog (material appropriate for all ages).

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      Harlowe Pilgrim's Oh My Words! 2014 - Harlowe Pilgrim

      Harlowe Pilgrim's Oh My Words! 2014

      By Harlowe Pilgrim

      Copyright 2015 Cock and Bull Publishing, LLC

      All Rights Reserved

      ISBN 978-0-9967091-0-1

      Smashwords Edition

      Also by Harlowe Pilgrim, discover the Adults-only humor novel Jesus Vs. Santa, and the exciting Young-adult novel Superhero Story, at Smashwords.com and in print at most online retailers. Also Harlowe Pilgrim’s Oh My Words! 2012 and Harlowe Pilgrim’s Oh My Words! 2013, available in ebook only.

      Smashwords Edition, License Notes

      Thank you for downloading this free ebook. You are welcome to share it with your friends. This book may be reproduced, copied and distributed for non-commercial purposes, provided the book remains in its complete original form. If you enjoyed this book, please return to Smashwords.com to discover other works by this author. Thank you for your support.

      Introduction

      The following is an album of Harlowe Pilgrim’s short works (Hey, it’s short … but it still works?) all published in 2014 and featured on Harlowe Pilgrim’s Cock and Bull Blog. The material included herein is intended for adult readers only. Not safe for work. Not safe for Grandma. Unless you work at a strip club. And your Grandma works there with you.

      Table of Contents

      Poking Fun

      Sex Workers Protest Job Losses

      Put a Condom on my Olympics – Sochi Edition

      Skirts and Ladders

      Different Strokes

      Voilà … Weatherboobs!

      Obama’s Soccer Conspiracy

      Cock Dock Talk

      Government Condom

      Best Ab Workout

      Deep

      Labor Day

      Once Upon a Stubbly Cheerleader

      Harlowe Pilgrim’s ‘Tweeting Fool’ – Tricks or Tweets

      Warlord and Concubine

      Harlowe Pilgrim’s ‘Tweeting Fool’ – Tricks or Tweets 2

      Theatre of the Absurd

      Harlowe Pilgrim’s ‘Tweeting Fool’ – Thanksgiving Issue

      Cemetery Play

      Poking Fun

      A man found his daughter sobbing, with her face in her hands.

      What is it, honey?

      It’s my boyfriend, Dad. I don’t think it’s going to work out.

      No? Was it something he said?

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