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Jesus Vs. Santa
Jesus Vs. Santa
Jesus Vs. Santa
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If Jesus isn’t happy ... nobody’s going to be happy.

Jesus Christ is not pleased with Santa Claus and the secular celebration of his birthday. A chance meeting brings them together, and their wives—Mary Magdalene and Mrs. Claus—have their hands full.

Adult Humor - Not appropriate for under 18 years of age ... or for anyone offended by Jesus using the F-word, or by Santa's glorious naked body.

LanguageEnglish
Release dateOct 1, 2012
ISBN9780985450137
Jesus Vs. Santa
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Harlowe Pilgrim

Humorist and storyteller.Author of the novels Jesus Vs. Santa, Superhero Story, Superhero Story 2, and the ebooks Harlowe Pilgrim's Oh My Words! 2012, 2013, and 2014.Proprietor of Harlowe Pilgrim's Cock and Bull Blog (mucho adults-only humor and other writing) and Harlowe Pilgrim's Superhero Story Blog (material appropriate for all ages).

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