Advice From a Country Farmer
By Roy English
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- “Most farmers work only half a day; the other twelve hours they do other stuff.”
- “When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.”
- “Don’t skinny dip with snapping turtles.”
Roy English
Roy English is the author of When I am an Old Coot. In his former lives, he was a state legislator and a judge. He lives in Texas.
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Advice From a Country Farmer - Roy English
Advice from a Country Farmer
Roy English
Advice from a Country Farmer
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Advice from a Country Farmer
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Advice from a Country Farmer
Advice from a Country Farmer
Don’t argue just for the hell of it.
To a farmer, retire is something you do to a tractor.
Horsepower is no substitute for horse sense.