When I Am An Old Coot: Witticisms For People Who Refuse to Grow Old Gracefully
By Roy English
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Roy English is the author of When I am an Old Coot. In his former lives, he was a state legislator and a judge. He lives in Texas.
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When I Am An Old Coot - Roy English
When I Am an Old Coot
Witticisms for People Who Refuse to Grow Old Gracefully
Roy English
When I Am an Old Coot
Witticisms for People Who Refuse to Grow Old Gracefully
Digital Edition 1.0
Text © 1995 Roy English
Flip cartoon illustrations by Steve Egan, © 1995 by Gibbs Smith, Publisher
All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced by any means whatsoever without written permission from the publisher, except brief portions quoted for purpose of review.
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ISBN: 978-1-4236-1310-7
To old coots and free spirits—
long may they dance.
When I Am an Old Coot
Table of Contents
Witticisms
Witticisms
For People Who Refuse to Grow Old Gracefully
When I am an old coot . . .
I will wear funny hats and loud ties, flowered underwear and bright yellow suspenders. I will break all the silly, proper rules and be a kid again.
I will teach young children the joys of blowing Jell-O on their little friends.
When I am an old coot . . .
I will pierce my ear and wear