ARCHER TELLS YOU… HOW TO BE A REAL MAN

Sterling Archer is the world’s greatest secret agent as well as a devastatingly handsome jet-setter, model-banger, and day-drinking enthusiast. And now I’m a noir detective living in the 1940s. Sorry, are you confused because I switched to first person? Well, get over it, because I’m about to give you some invaluable life advice on how to get through this decade — or any decade, for that matter — like a true gentleman.

1 REAL MEN CONFIDE IN THEIR BARBER.

and airing your grievances as an endearingly old Spanish man lathers your face with a brush made of the finest silver-tipped badger hair