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Cowfolk's Guide to Getting Older
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Hard-won and universal wisdom from the ranch for those folks gittin’ up in years—by the author of When I Am an Old Coot.
Judge Roy English has probably seen or heard it all in his courtroom. And now that he is retired and getting a little older, his country wisdom appeals to all who’ve had a few “senior moments” or who refuse to just sit back and grow old gracefully. Gems include:
Judge Roy English has probably seen or heard it all in his courtroom. And now that he is retired and getting a little older, his country wisdom appeals to all who’ve had a few “senior moments” or who refuse to just sit back and grow old gracefully. Gems include:
- “Don’t spread your blanket where a cat’s been diggin’.”
- “It don’t take a very big man to carry a grudge.”
- “Every path has some puddles.”
- “When I am an old coot I will go to the Dairy Queen and dip my dentures in the hot fudge when the waitress isn’t looking.”
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Roy English
Roy English is the author of When I am an Old Coot. In his former lives, he was a state legislator and a judge. He lives in Texas.
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