They Say You Can't Judge Me

By Steve Tully

Meet Steven Tully. You can call him Steve. Or 'geez', if you prefer.

With his hopes of finding employment fading as fast as his Bangkok sun-tan, Steve is forced to resort to desperate measures as the pressure to join the flock of over-educated under-achievers mounts. Yet what begins as a bus journey to the Job Centre trying to hide his man boobs soon becomes a journey of hilarious self-discovery. Part-autobiography, part flight of fancy, 'They Say You Can't Judge Me' suggests Steve is the love child of Adrian Mole and Bridget Jones, raised by Plato and Jim Bowen (off of Bullseye).

Thought provoking, deep, philosophical, quirky and irreverent, 'They Say You Can't Judge Me' has been years in the making. It is now, finally, ready to be presented to the world. Are you ready to judge?

• Language: English
• Publisher: Steve Tully
• Release date: Dec 7, 2014
• ISBN: 9781311216267

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