The Joy of Snot

By Montmorency Fish

You are warmly invited to poke a finger into the magnificent world of snot, with all its pleasures.
Learn all about how to begin, solo snotting, sharing with partners (always guaranteed to get quite a reaction), plus racy topics like ‘the group scene’.
Plus learn about the many uses of snot – just a few of the useful suggestions are below:
* hair gel (best when you have a runny nose)
* non-permanent glue: excellent for temporary attachment of items, such as a small note onto someone’s desk **
* decoration on countless things, such as necklaces, earrings, and nose-rings (obviously),
* to seal the envelope to a card to a loved one – instead of SWALK (Sealed With A Loving Kiss) or SWMT (Sealed With My Tongue) you would have SWMS (Sealed With My Snot) – it is almost certain that you will get quite a response
** An idea exploited commercially – extremely successfully – by a certain company in their yellow little pads of stick-on paper
So don’t be shy and don’t be stingy – get your copy of “The Joy of Snot” today.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Montmorency Fish
• Release date: Nov 8, 2014
• ISBN: 9781310868696

Montmorency Fish

Montmorency Fish - Mofi - to his friends has not been an author long, having been a guinea pig up until 3 years ago and it's hard writing with tiny paws. The species re-assignment to (almost) human has at times been tough, but it's important to dream big, especially if you are a guinea pig.If you meet Mofi now you will doubtless recognise him from his profile picture, with the light in his eyes and tendency to freeze at any sign of danger (not so useful when crossing the road).Mofi draws his inspiration from many sources - carefully observing the rich variety of humanity; chocolate; the works of Shakespeare (clearly); cheese (any sort except blue as this smells and tastes like guinea pig poop); snug-fitting underwear and prog rock.He counts among his friends many famous and important people * and is often seen at swanky events **.* none of whom you have ever heard of** although generally not for long, if security are doing their job properlyMofi's muse is his pet sock ('Socky'). Socky takes an active part in Mofi's book signing tours, is great to bounce ideas off and gives invaluable advice on humour, life and love. Socky (a.k.a. "the sock formerly known as 'right Socky' ") does not often speak of it but he lost his twin ('left Socky') in a tragic tumble-drier accident, since which he now just prefers the epithet 'Socky'. Great art of course is often borne out of tragedy, which is perhaps why Socky is able to help Mofi imbue so much pathos and emotion in his work.

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