Mad FA

By MadCop

Mad fa is a real life self help game in a book that can be played by all ages able or disabled.
This is a short story explaining how one of the finest games ever invented is played. It’s mad to think you can play such a life changing game with little time or effort without it costing you cash.
There is loads of banter and jokes that will have you talking on Facebook and Twitter for years to come.
Mad fa has been written specifically without structure, grammar or political correctness, so you may be offended. This is off the cuff writing with tongue in cheek about how our stereotypical views affect our lives.
This is not a bible punching game for do gooders as there is loads of crude stuff which serves to make this a fun game except it has a positive message.
The book is sure to be controversial so if you are easily offended don’t read it, buy it for a friend who has a sense of humour.
This is a unique game where the sole purpose is to motivate, inspire and make a difference to as many lives as possible. You won’t just like this game you’ll love it as your life will never be the same again.
The book has lots of colourful drawings of both cartoon characters and famous people. The Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi paintings especially commissioned for the book are a delight and a must to own.
Mad fa has been written to commemorate the football world cup 2014 held in Brazil. However this self help inspirational game will appeal to those with or without an interest in football.

• Language: English
• Publisher: MadCop
• Release date: May 6, 2014

Book preview

The Meaning of FA

MAD FA

FA means to do nothing, I.e. Sweet Fanny Adams.

FA can also mean Fu*k All as well as Football Association. It seems ironic that the original meaning of FA and Football Association are somehow linked +image+ . If you catch my drift!

MAD means Make A Difference

Fat chance the FA will go MAD!

The MAD game is probably the best game ever invented. The game can be played by able and disabled people of all ages. A game in a book is the best description of this book; a game that will be played by people worldwide no matter what race or creed. The games you'll learn to play can change your life and the lives of others with little or no time and effort.

MAD FA shows how our lives change constantly just like traffic lights. Take this short journey and your life will change for the better, forever. Play the MAD game.

The sole purpose of this book is to motivate, inspire and show that YOU can Make A Difference.

The MAD Traffic lights

(We like the colour Blue more than Amber)

Red means STOP. I Do FA (Fu*k All)

Blue means ACTION. I Like FA (Fu*king Action)

Green means Go MAD. I Go MAD - Make A Difference

Whenever you see traffic lights and they turn to Green; think Go MAD. This idea might seem mad right now; but you'll soon see where it's going as we play the MAD game.

Acknowledgements:

Many thanks to the three artists that drew the illustrations to bring some colour to the book:

Artists: Katy Miller, Shawna Smoke and an artist with the nickname of Bamboob.

Tributes:

This is a tribute to the Hillsborough 96 and Munich air crash victims. It is also a tribute to the families involved in all football disasters that have occurred around the world.

FC Barcelona - A tribute to Barca's former manager Tito Vilanova who died so tragically at the age of 45 on 25th April 2014

Warning: Stupid people may be offended by some of our jokes. If you are stupid, you are advised to read no further. Smart people may be offended, too.

All the views made by the fictitious cartoon character FA are not meant to offend.

FOREWORD

"What's in it for me?" That's what you should be asking yourself now that you've bought the FA MAD book (WE refer to the book as the MAD book and you'll see why at the end).

Some answers: The MAD book is a game in a book. If you like cartoons, jokes and banter that's reason enough but we add satire, windups and fun. However the killer reason is the MAD book can change your life without much effort. It's a no brainer really; it's wicked. Just read the frigging book!

There are no rules, nothing to work out, and no preaching. The MAD book will be a good talking point on Twitter, Face Book, at school, at work or down the pub. The MAD book will keep you chatting forever. If you want more chat just ask your friends what they did to go MAD each day. It's fun; so start a game today to see who can go MAD most times in a day.

So who is behind the book? Well, many years before the wheel was invented the author set out to go MAD (Make A Difference), so the author wrote a Bible and also developed a Money Management course, for school kids.

Sir Trevor McDonald (Google him) called the author a COP (Champion Of People) for helping consumers from being ripped off.

The sister paper of the Financial Times referred to the author as a hero for helping consumers.

That's some street cred the MADCOP author has collected init.

Someone asked the author "What have you done to Make A Difference, Champion Of People?" After some thought the author thanked them for the pseudonym, MADCOP.

The name MADCOP was born; and if you believe that story you'll believe anything. That story is pure crap unlike the stories you are about to read gathered from people like YOU.

Forget grammar, punctuation and speech marks as this book has been written straight off the cuff. There is little if any structure in the book as it tells the story about a guy and girl whose lives change as they go MAD.

There are a few f swear words in the book but not to glamorise swearing just to give it a more natural feel, but there's none of that sex filth. I know it's a pity about the sex subject but try focusing on things north of your naval just for a change +image+

By the way in part 1 FA stands for either Fanny Adams or Fu*k All (it's your choice) so deal with the F word or fuck off.

How do you get a sweet 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet 80-year-old lady to shout BINGO! Now; let's get started

Part one

I do FA.

Hi, my friends call me FA because that's what I do most of the day, Fu*K All. It's my life, my choice and it suits my style, if you get me! I'll tell you up front I'm a racist, opinionated twat so forget all about this PC (Political Correctness) shit. Two things I hate is racism and those migrant bastards! In fact I hate most things in life but that gives me more things to slag off.

I'm going to talk stereotypical because we think stereotypically. Fat people are lazy bastards (like me), black people are criminals and good runners (do you see the connection there?), blondes and the Irish are thick, men dancers and men in catering are poofters (gay), Priests join the church to get access to young boys, get the idea? It's all stereotypical, but that's how we think in it?

This was me when I was 15 yrs old enjoying a can of lager and a spliff. Good shit but it don't half give you the munchies. My Mom says I'll pay for it later when I'm a fat blob but we'll have to wait and see ay!