MT Headed Things To Be Vindicated: Volume 1

By MT Danielson

MT Headed Things To Be Vindicated, Volume 1 is a collection of 50 random thoughts culled from my brain. Enjoy!

• Language: English
• Publisher: MT Danielson
• Release date: May 12, 2014
• ISBN: 9781311336361

MT Danielson

MT Danielson has been writing for many years and is still getting the hang of it. Mr Danielson graduated from Missouri State University with a Major in Creative Writing and Minor in Art. MT Danielson's degree is currently for sale for the cost of his exorbitant school loans.

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MT Headed Thing To Be Vindicated #1

Me-Man

So, listen, I've been noticing lately that people are doing what I say less and less. Tomorrow is gonna be different. And here's the key. It's simple really. I'm just gonna say, By The Power Of Grayskull... before everything I say. For instance, when I'm at McDonald's, I'm gonna say. I'll take a large coffee, sausage mcmuffin, and a hashbrown and By The Power Of Grayskull I would like the hashbrown well done. I hate soggy hashbrowns. If you feel so inclined, you guys can use this idea too, but not tomorrow. Tomorrow is MY day to use the Power Of Grayskull.

MT Headed Thing To Be Vindicated #2

Dreaming Of Diversity

So, I was wondering why anyone would dream of being with twins. I mean, wouldn't you rather dream about two different looking girls? Perhaps a Mexican cowgirl/rancher who walks with a limp and a Swahili certified public accountant complete with adding machine? You know, make it interesting. Now, I don't wanna tell you how to run your dreams. I'm merely saying twins, well, isn't that redundant? And of course, this would make them sisters, so you have that whole creepy, Jerry Springer-dynamic happening. By all means, dream what you want. But when I dream, I want a blond Taco Bell worker with a mild speech impediment and an albino US Senator with an inability to tell the truth. Or maybe a smarmy librarian with her hair in a bun who secretly knows ninjitsu and an Asian-American professional beach volley ball player who happens to be a terrific speller. Or maybe