Phone Sex Manual

By Nick Shoveen

SEX sells - in advertising, in brothels, on television, in the movies, and on the telephone.

The purpose of this book is to tell you how to start your own income-producing phone-sex business in the privacy of your own home, and earn up to $200 per hour.

Covers protecting your privacy, 'casting,' the 900 number, legal ramifications, marketing, and much more. www.NickShoveen.com

• Language: English
• Publisher: Magic Lamp Press
• Release date: Oct 6, 2009
• ISBN: 9781882629688

Nick Shoveen

Doctor Nick Shoveen, Ph.D. has been offering unsolicited relationship advice to men for many years. Although it has been difficult to verify his entire background, his publisher does know that he claims to have received his Ph.D. from renowned PacoimaUniversity.com, allegedly one of the San Fernando Valley's foremost online schools.Magic Lamp Press has also learned that prior to his release, the doctor ran a Persian rug concession at a now-defunct Fedco store in Van Nuys, California.The good doctor currently resides in room 37-a of the Old Bangkok General Medicine House, where he quite often recuperates from serious wounds received in violent feminist attacks after his public appearances.Upon his recovery this time, the doctor will continue with his speaking engagements, frequently sponsored by many of the various Gentlemen's Clubs of America, and a hoped-for appearance on the basic cable Man's Show.Watch for him in your town, unless you reside in one of the municipalities that have requested the doctor to never return... and note that his latest books are now available:Meeting Women: A Guide to Approaching and Getting Acquainted with a New Female,The Female-to-English Dictionary: What Women Really Mean, andHow to be a Porno Producerand, the best-selling Phone Sex Manual

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PHONE SEX MANUAL

How to get started and operate

a profitable home business

by Dr. Nick Shoveen, Ph.D.

From Magic Lamp Press

Venice, California

www.LegalMystery.com

All rights reserved

©MMXI Magic Lamp Productions.

Smashwords Edition 2.0 March, 2011

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CHAPTERS

1: Get Online and Become a Credit Card Merchant

2: Selecting a Business Name

3: Getting a Phone Number

4: Collecting your Money… and Keeping it

5: Getting Calls and Qualifying the Customer

6: Price/Commission Structure

7: Casting

8: Making the Money Calls

9: Some Interesting Twists & Success Stories

10: Exploiting a Predator

11: Conclusions / Follow the Rules

APPENDIX - and misc. items

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The complete writings of Dr. Nick Shoveen, Ph.D now available in all of the popular eBook formats, for every reading device on the market today.

More details and ordering information at www.LegalMystery.com

(the Shoveen books are down the page – scroll down to them)

What Women Really Mean:

This Female-to-English dictionary is a guide to interpreting & manipulating the female thought process and gives any male an even chance in dealing with a female. The perfect book for any male from 12 to 100 who is considering being with a female.

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Meeting Women:

A comprehensive system for making the acquaintance of new females in any situation, from a funeral, to a wedding, in a bookstore, a market, a singles bar, etc. How to break the ice without using some old, worn-out pick-up line.

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How to be a Porno Producer:

A Primer on Low-Budget Independent film production with an eye towards adult product This title covers everything from casting, location finding and legal matters, to show how to produce your own low-budget porno movie.

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How Not to Get Married - Errors to Avoid in your First Marriage:

An absolute must-read for people of any age who are considering getting married for their first time. Included is an honest discussion of marital problems caused by differences in religion, lack of communication about sex, monetary problems,and many more areas that can stress a marriage, plus how to avoid these problems by advance planning - and the importance of a pre-nuptial agreement.

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Sex & Relationship Advice for the Complete Idiot:

After reading the first few paragraphs of this book, you will either want to obtain the rest of it for your reading pleasure, or join Gloria Allred as she leads a female, torch-bearing lynch mob up the mountain to the author’s castle, ignoring the chortling delight of Rush Limbaugh.

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Phone Sex Manual:

This popular book shows how with a minimum investment, you can make more than $200/hour working from the privacy of your own home, with no boss and no overhead. Covers everything you need from incoming phone lines, hiring 'actresses,' and much more.

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The Shoveen books are farther down on the page than the mystery novels, so you’ll have to scroll down a bit.

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INTRODUCTION

To be a lawyer, you must first finish law school and then pass the Bar exam. To be a doctor, you must first finish medical school and then pass your medical boards. To be a C.P.A. you must first finish accounting school and then pass the state’s C.P.A. exam.

To be a business person, all you have to do is put out a sign that says Open for Business: there is no experience or education required. Too bad.

Your phone sex will be a business, just like General Electric or WalMart, but a lot smaller – and just like in those big corporations, good business practices must be followed, or you won’t be very profitable.

One of the purposes of this book is to try and give you some idea of the business principles involved. I haven’t gone into ‘phone-sex talking,’ because there are already plenty of books on that subject, and I’ll refer you to them in the Appendix of this book.

Please keep in mind that this book is not a how-to on establishing a large multi-line switchboard phone sex company: you can start one of those after you learn the ropes. Here, you will see how to get started small – like a ‘mom & pop home operation.’

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Chapter 1

Get Online & Become a Credit Card Merchant

During this century if you’re not on the Internet you’re not in business. And you must be in business to operate the type of business that I am talking about in this book.

First of all, having an internet business is the easiest way to accept payment card payment, which will be your main means of income. Sure, there are other ways to collect from people – checks over the phone, PayPal, other types of debit companies, etc., etc., but credit cards are the best, quickest and safest ways to get your money deposited to a bank account… and you absolutely must do business with a credit-card processing company that will allow you to accept all four of the major credit cards out there (MasterCard, Visa, Discover and American Express/Optima).

It only takes a minute or two to Google Accept Credit Cards and browse through a long list of companies that will set you up to accept payment by the cards. But – and it’s an important one – it would be best not to try and establish and account as a provider of adult services, like phone sex, so I would suggest that you follow the instructions in the chapter on selecting a business name, and use that .com to find a domain and get set up for business.

This is not meant in any way to suggest a misrepresentation to the credit card processing company, because my purpose in telling you about an ‘alternate’ type of business name and purpose is legitimate: you will be an internet merchandise of a real product, and that product will be sent to the client’s credit card billing address.

That’s right – you will be an actual online merchant with a real product – and your offering of adult conversation will only be another part of your