151 Excuses for Missing Work
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Some Rules about Excuses:
* They should not be easy to confirm that it was an untruth (Grandma died).
* The boss should want to believe you.
* They should help or at least don't hurt your reputation at work.
* Always call in according to company rules. No Call-No Show is a serious offense.
* Medical related excuses can be verified so be careful.
* With all excuses, know your boss and their pet peeves/likes.
* A little specificity makes any excuse more believable.
Remember! These are all in good fun and are for novelty and entertainment use only! Please be smart and do not be fired!
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Stephanie Martin
Hello, I'm Stephanie, and I own two Etsy Shops: Stephanie Martin Co and Stephanie Martin Beads.For the past eight years, I have made over 25,000 sales, generated over 5,000 five star reviews, and earned well over half a million dollars selling on Etsy.My business is fully dedicated to a contemporary glass seed bead jewelry line. I have a deep passion for seed beads, its tradition, its versatility, and the endless color possibilities. My focus is on three things: craftsmanship, so the necklace falls always right; quality (always glass, never plastic), and customer needs.Stephanie opened her first shop in Etsy in 2012 and designs jewelry full time.
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Copyright 2012 Chris Curtin & Stephanie Nudds Martin
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