The Comedian's Playbook: Of Great African Jokes

By James Pusch Commey

A collection of the most hilarious jokes on the planet that is guaranteed to make you laugh until you drop. From the good, to the bad, and awful The Comedian's Playbook ( Of Great African Jokes ) comes with a warning ( No Joke). The author will accept no responsibility for broken ribs and tears arising from excessive laughter. It is a no holds barred treatment , and should be avoided by sensitive readers.

• Language: English
• Publisher: BookBaby
• Release date: Aug 30, 2013
• ISBN: 9781483507309

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SOUTH AFRICA

WHY MY BOTTOM?

Marius Kruger got a surprise visit from an old friend, Baba Muntu. Unfortunately the poor guy shared one bedroom and one bed with his wife. So at night, to prevent any monkey business, Marius erected a firewall. He elected to sleep in the middle of the bed, his wife on the left, and Muntu on his right side.

In the dead of the night the starving wife conspired with Baba Muntu in whispers. The plan was that Muntu should pinch Marius’ bottom. If he failed to wake up, then he would climb over. Baba Muntu gleefully obliged. As his testosterone level was sky high, he went over, not once, but five times. On his sixth trip Marius suddenly woke up and protested. My good friend. You have been busy with my wife all these five times. Like a man, I have not complained. But why the hell do you want to use my bottom as a scoreboard?