Pundemonium! Vol. 4

By James E. Larson

This book's author, James E. Larson, believes puns are an example of intelligent humor. At first, the reader is trying to figure out the juxtaposition of two different words that may sound identical but have two different meanings, and/or then they are looking up the different meanings of the words to obtain their exact definitions. Ei

• Language: English
• Publisher: Lefse Press
• Release date: Aug 15, 2023
• ISBN: 9781088249079

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Pundemonium

Vol. 4

James E. Larson

Copyright © 2023 James E. Larson

All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical, including photocopying, recording or by any information storage and retrieval system without permission in writing from the publisher.

Lefse Press—Agoura Hills, Ca

ISBN: 979-8-9874392-6-5

eBook ISBN: 979-8-9874392-7-2

Title: Pundemonium Vol. 4

Author: James E. Larson

Digital distribution | 2023

Paperback | 2023

Dedication

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he author dedicates this book to his loving family, wife Cindy, daughter Erica, and son Greg. They have had to listen to the author over the years trying out the various puns on them. They deserve recognition for enduring that pun-ishment.

Contents

Pundemonium

Dedication

Chapter One

Chapter Two

Chapter Three

Chapter Four

Chapter Five

Chapter Six

Chapter Seven

Chapter Eight

Chapter Nine

Chapter Ten

Chapter Eleven

Chapter Twelve

Chapter Thirteen

Chapter Fourteen

Chapter Fifteen

Chapter Sixteen

Chapter Seventeen

Chapter Eighteen

Chapter Nineteen

About the Author

Chapter One

A

n office worker was making adjustments to the very small pieces of film that his office keeps for their office records. He said to his coworkers, Don't my improvements make the film more attractive and easier to work with? All his coworkers said he was just fiching for compliments.

A man whose family is responsible to make sure the wire used in the high wire act at the local circus is safe was being interviewed. After he inspected the wire, he was asked by the reporter, How do you people know the wire is ready?

Well, he said, having the wire at the right tension is taut to us at a young age!

Ted likes Christmas so much that during the Christmas Season, when he would order his favorite sandwich, which is a BLT (which stands for bacon, lettuce, and tomato), he would order it without lettuce. Even his sandwich had to have the Christmas spirit because it had no L in it.

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