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    Tales of a New York Limo Driver: Sex, Excess and Stupidity on Four Wheels
    Tales of a New York Limo Driver: Sex, Excess and Stupidity on Four Wheels
    Tales of a New York Limo Driver: Sex, Excess and Stupidity on Four Wheels
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    Tales of a New York Limo Driver: Sex, Excess and Stupidity on Four Wheels

    Written by Nicky Testaforte

    Narrated by Digital Voice Marcus G

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    About this audiobook

    This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice.

    This new edition now includes:
    100 Stories of Sex, Excess and StupidityOver 40 Sarcastic Driving & Travel TipsPlus, Over 20 Bastardized Signs and Awning Pictures From In And Around NYC
    Thousands of Paperback and Kindle Versions Sold!
    With the acerbic wit of a jaded New Yorker who's driven over a million miles in and around NYC, Nicky Testaforte opens the door of his limo to tell the amazing and funny stories of the ridiculous things he's seen and heard in addition to relating stories from his clients and other drivers. Speaking of other drivers, here are reviews from two professional chauffeurs who aren't knuckledraggers or bottom feeders.
    Tony Sorendo Rated It Five Stars on Goodreads:"Being a former limo driver myself. I could definitely relate to the stories depicted in this book. Well written and very humorous indeed!! Loved it."Nicole L. Paris 5.0 Out Of 5 Stars EXCELLENT READING!!!!"Being a driver myself, I can honestly relate to the stories and suggestions made in this book! Being a limo driver is one of the most exciting and thrilling jobs a person can do, minus the horrific treatment provided by thoughtful clients making insensitive remarks to us. This book describes it all and is well-written. I enjoyed it from start to finish, any limo driver should read this, as well as the clients needing a refresher on the subject of "The world that doesn't revolve around them"!
    Download your copy today and join the thousands who've had a laugh at someone else's expense!
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherTestaforte Books
    Release dateFeb 29, 2024
    ISBN9798868784415
    Tales of a New York Limo Driver: Sex, Excess and Stupidity on Four Wheels

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