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Phallusy: THE HAMMER OF CASTRA,TION'S ANVIL
Written by Roderick Frost
Narrated by Roderick Frost
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An epic heist to overthrow the sexually conservative God Prudishia's theocratic rule over the Queendom. To prevail, the dwindling forces of Orgasmodan will need to perform cunning stunts with their stunning... intellects.
The wildcard? A unique-to-the-world 6'4 half-orc barbarian girl. She steps into the conflict with wide eye awe, naïve of the havoc she'll wreak.
Like a cow, about to cross an eight-lane freeway.
Phallusy is a comedic heist set in a fantasy realm. It is also a comedy of errors, puns and revenge, that builds steadily to an explosive climax.
"With hindsight, I should have written my Orcs this sexy": Jay Ar Ar Tolkien
"The sex scenes surpassed anything from six seasons of Peppa Pig": Daniel Johnstone, 5.
"Ok, so that's how you do an ending!" George Ah Ah Martin"
The wildcard? A unique-to-the-world 6'4 half-orc barbarian girl. She steps into the conflict with wide eye awe, naïve of the havoc she'll wreak.
Like a cow, about to cross an eight-lane freeway.
Phallusy is a comedic heist set in a fantasy realm. It is also a comedy of errors, puns and revenge, that builds steadily to an explosive climax.
"With hindsight, I should have written my Orcs this sexy": Jay Ar Ar Tolkien
"The sex scenes surpassed anything from six seasons of Peppa Pig": Daniel Johnstone, 5.
"Ok, so that's how you do an ending!" George Ah Ah Martin"
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