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    Screwed: A Best Friend's Older Brother Hockey Romance
    Screwed: A Best Friend's Older Brother Hockey Romance
    Screwed: A Best Friend's Older Brother Hockey Romance
    Audiobook5 hours

    Screwed: A Best Friend's Older Brother Hockey Romance

    Written by Lili Valente

    Narrated by Lili Valente and Jason Clarke

    4.5/5

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    About this audiobook

    My best friend’s older brother excels at many things—being a bossy grump, a jerk, and...this hopeless virgin's fake fiancé?

    I need a guy who understands that this is all pretend, and who better than a man who can't stand me—and vice versa? Besides, Derrick is the kind of cocky, confident, successful dude bro my gram will adore.

    We'll convince my ailing grandmother I’m not going to die alone, Derrick will honor that favor he owes me, and we'll part ways as enemies with NO benefits.

    It’s a rock-solid plan…until it isn’t. 

    Turns out I may have made a slight miscalculation.

    Now Derrick is charming my family, sweeping me off my feet, and making me want crazy things. 

    Suddenly, I think I might actually want him to be my first and maybe…my only?

    Yeah, I’m screwed. 

    So bleeping screwed.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherSelf Taught Ninja
    Release dateApr 12, 2022
    ISBN9798868614460
    Screwed: A Best Friend's Older Brother Hockey Romance

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    • 5/5
      I loved this audiobook. All my essentials for a perfect romantic read/listen were present. Interesting characters, sexy talk and sexy times an emotional journey, and of course a happy ending. This story follows on seamlessly from the first book in this series 'Scored' and was also narrated perfectly by Jason Clarke and Lili Valente.
    • 3/5
      I like this author but this story line is predictable and stupid. These women love these men but think it’s best to walk away. Stupid shit. Can we try something different