Good news, BAD NEWS
“The big news this week is about Ben and Clare, who are the youngest volunteers in our charity shop. You might remember that they became an item after meeting in the shop (how very old-fashioned: have they never heard of internet dating?) and eventually married.
‘Isn’t it wonderful news?’ said Wendy as we both stood next to the counter, trying to look helpful.
‘Yes, wonderful,’ I agreed.
‘Wonderful,’ said Wendy. ‘It makes me quite nostalgic.’
‘Mmm, wonderful. Wait a minute, weren’t you
