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    The Hilarious Dead Guy's Last Chance Undies
    The Hilarious Dead Guy's Last Chance Undies
    The Hilarious Dead Guy's Last Chance Undies
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    The Hilarious Dead Guy's Last Chance Undies

    Written by Lorain O'Neil

    Narrated by Lorain O'Neil

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    Explosive colonoscopy angst!

    Seven-year-old Polonia Appleseed cowered in terror the night her Daddy died and killer unknown escaped, a pair of sparkly-hearted men's underwear the only clue.

    But Polonia's grown up now, and with all the suspects gathering after her Uncle George's unfortunately fatal buttocalypse, Polonia's decided to let one rip of her own: lure the killer out of hiding by doing exactly what her Daddy did, scam millions right under everyone's noses!

    She is kinda hoping for a better result though.

    (Sample bonus chapter from one of the author's other books is included.)

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherLorain O'Neil
    Release dateNov 28, 2018
    ISBN9781987154399

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