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    The Sh!te Before Christmas
    The Sh!te Before Christmas
    The Sh!te Before Christmas
    Audiobook9 hours

    The Sh!te Before Christmas

    Written by Serena Terry

    Narrated by Serena Terry

    4.5/5

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    About this audiobook

    From Sunday Times bestselling author and TikTok sensation @MammyBanter

    One month to go. One stressed mum. Can she pull off the perfect family Christmas?

    It’s the most wonderful time of the year…

    Like every mum, Tara wants a perfect Christmas for her family – but no-one else is lifting a finger and she’s losing her elf-ing mind.

    From a vaping teen, explosive potty training and a disastrous Nativity, to a distracted husband acting very out of character, the final straw is Tara’s glamorous, feckless mother moving herself back in for the holidays.

    Can Tara pull off the holly jolly Christmas of her dreams? Will she deck the halls and not her family? Or is this a Christmas catastrophe waiting to happen…

    Hilarious, heartwarming and festive as f*ck – the new novel from the Sunday Times bestselling author of Mammy Banter: The Secret Life of an Uncool Mum.

    Mammy Banter was a Sunday Times #4 hardback fiction bestseller on 5 March 2022.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherHarperCollins
    Release dateNov 10, 2022
    ISBN9780008579906
    The Sh!te Before Christmas
    Author

    Serena Terry

    Comedian, writer, public speaker and Sunday Times bestseller, Serena Terry, aka @MammyBanter, took social media by storm after her hilarious videos started going viral. Serena’s down-to-earth, warts-and-all style resonates with fans around the world. She has over 2 million followers across TikTok, Instagram and Facebook, with more than 35 million views across all platforms. She lives in Derry with her husband and two kids.

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    • 5/5
      Brilliant!! such a feel good, hilarious second book from Serena, just hope we don't have to wait to long for a third one! A must read!!!!!