Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
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The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant [Dramatized Adaptation]
Written by Drew Hayes
Narrated by Christopher Walker, Rose Elizabeth Supan, Mort Shelby and
Rating: 4.5 out of 5 stars
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About this audiobook
"Some people are born boring. Some live boring. Some even die boring. Fred managed to do all three, and when he woke up as a vampire, he did so as a boring one. Timid, socially awkward, and plagued by self-esteem issues, Fred has never been the adventurous sort.
One fateful night – different from the night he died, which was more inconvenient than fateful – Fred reconnects with an old friend at his high school reunion. This rekindled relationship sets off a chain of events thrusting him right into the chaos that is the parahuman world, a world with chipper zombies, truck driver wereponies, maniacal necromancers, ancient dragons, and now one undead accountant trying his best to “survive.”
Because even after it’s over, life can still be a downright bloody mess!
Performed by Christopher Walker, Nora Achrati, Scott McCormick, Alejandro Ruiz, Bradley Smith, Carolyn Kashner, Ken Jackson, Terence Aselford, Richard Rohan, Rose Elizabeth Supan, Mort Shelby, Colleen Delany, Zeke Alton, Henry Kramer, Nanette Savard, and David Zitney."
One fateful night – different from the night he died, which was more inconvenient than fateful – Fred reconnects with an old friend at his high school reunion. This rekindled relationship sets off a chain of events thrusting him right into the chaos that is the parahuman world, a world with chipper zombies, truck driver wereponies, maniacal necromancers, ancient dragons, and now one undead accountant trying his best to “survive.”
Because even after it’s over, life can still be a downright bloody mess!
Performed by Christopher Walker, Nora Achrati, Scott McCormick, Alejandro Ruiz, Bradley Smith, Carolyn Kashner, Ken Jackson, Terence Aselford, Richard Rohan, Rose Elizabeth Supan, Mort Shelby, Colleen Delany, Zeke Alton, Henry Kramer, Nanette Savard, and David Zitney."
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Reviews for The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant [Dramatized Adaptation]
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- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5I enjoyed the story. While the protagonist and his friends can be a bit single-minded, I love the world and overarching setting of the novel.
Also, since the dramatized audiobooks can be a bit difficult to find, I created a list with all the dramatized versions in the correct order:
https://www.everand.com/lists/26054901 - Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5"The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred the Vampire Accountant" by Drew Hayes is a surprisingly delightful read. Fred is an endearing protagonist who will win you over with his humor and practical approach to being a vampire. The writing style is engaging and keeps the story moving at a brisk pace. Highly recommended for fans of urban fantasy and comedy will love this book.
This is not a gory or gruesome read.