How to Fart - Louder, Longer and Stronger...without soiling your undies - by Dr. R. Sole Ph.D - Audiobook: Also learn how to fart on command, fart more often, and increase the smell.
Written by Dr. R. Sole PH.D.
Narrated by Dr. R. Sole PH.D.
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About this audiobook
There are many books on the market giving solutions on how to stop farting. But what is there for people who want to fart more? To fart louder? To fart longer? To fart stronger…both pressure wise, and smell wise? Those that want to become champions at passing wind? Those that want to exercise their right to free speech, and exercise their sphincters at the same time? Those who say to hell with the clean air bill? And to those who want to fart responsibly, and not leave skid marks. And to those that just want to have fun!
In this concise, no fluff (well, actually full of fluff and hot air) report you'll learn to do exactly what the audiobook title says...
Fart louder, longer and stronger. In this short listen you'll learn to build up the fart pressure with scientific food combining, and how to release it at will with advanced bowel control. Impress your friends, relatives, and partners. You'll be the talk of the town. Learn to create copious amounts of wind, and how to utilize it for best effect. You’ll learn how to generate the gas, how to control and propel it, and how to make it smell beastly! From meek and mild through too big, bold and offensive…in fact deadly!
Use these skills to clear a long bank queue, get a seat on a crowded train or bus, get extra legroom on a long flight, in fact the possibilities are endless. Go into stealth mode and watch people give each other the hairy eyeball as they try to figure out who dropped the clanger. Movie theaters, restaurants, amusement rides...nothing is safe...nothing is out of bounds. Get creative! Use your newfound superpowers to go above and beyond what others thought possible. Use shock and awe tactics. Singe people's nose hairs. Create havoc. Have them gagging, and gasping for air.
Included are lots of real farts sounds to add to the humor! Enjoy!
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