Woman NZ

I AM YOUR TONGUE

Hey. Bet you’re using me right now. Bet it feels good, huh? Whether you’re telling your friends all about the cute barista, or you’re tasting the barista-made coffee, or you’re way too busy’cos you’re using me, ahem, on said barista… I’m indispensable. And don’t I know it. But you might not know all my cool tricks just yet.

So, where do I start? I’m a muscle, obviously. Actually eight, allowing me to move in many directions at once. I’m the only bundle of muscles in your body attached at one end only, which means I can do things no other muscle can do. This ability makes me the superhero of

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