The Book of Bad Habits for Young (and Not So Young!) Men and Women: How to Chuck the Worst and Turn the Rest to Your Advantage
By Frank C. Hawkins and Greta L. Laube
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Overflowing with comprehensive dos and don’ts, this manual for avoiding bad habits answers common questions while covering topics such as nose picking, chewing with an open mouth, belching, and swearing. This guide also includes self-discovery quizzes and real-life facts to help uncover personality traits and reveals many surprising benefits of certain habits.
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The Book of Bad Habits for Young (and Not So Young!) Men and Women - Frank C. Hawkins
(1835-1910)
PICKING YOUR NOSE
No one knows who the first person to pick his nose was. That’s because it happened before people could write. Popular accounts say that the first record of nose picking appeared about 1330 B.C. in ancient Egypt. Apparently, an archaeologist by the name of Dr. Wilbur Leakey found a papyrus scroll that detailed the financial payment of three heads of cattle and food and lodging to Tutankhamun’s personal nose picker.¹
Here’s how it worked. The membranes in the good Pharaoh’s nose produced wet mucus. As he breathed in-and-out through his nose, the mucus dried and became crusty. That crusty mucus irritated Tutankhamun’s nose, and the rest is history. Except for the fact that most people pick their own noses these days, not much has changed in the last 3,000 or so years.
Just to prove it, in 1995, The Journal of Psychiatry published the results of a nose picking study in which the 1,000 residents of Dane County, Wisconsin were surveyed.² Here’s what the 254 people who responded had to say:
More than 90% confessed they picked their nose.
Almost 10% claimed they have never picked their nose. (We suspect these people are liars or suffer from memory loss.)
About 25% admitted they pick their noses every day.
Three people said they pick every hour of every day.
One person claimed to pick more than 2 hours each day.
About 10% ate their boogers.
Let’s face it. We all pick our noses, whether it’s to get rid of a hanging booger, scratch an itch, or relieve irritation caused by that crusty mucus. Some of us even do it just because it’s fun and boogers taste good.
No matter how necessary or satisfying it is, though, nose picking is considered rude and repugnant. Here are some ideas on how to pick, flick, and stick boogers without grossing out absolutely everyone.
Picking Dos and Don’ts
• Try to pick your nose only when you’re alone.
• Remember that wet boogers stick and dry boogers bounce.
• Use a handkerchief or tissue paper if you must pick in public. Make it quick and discreet.
• Don’t pick while seated at the table eating with other people.
• Don’t pick if you are handling food and drinks for others.
• Remember that picking does not impress girls—or boys for that matter.
BELCHING
Belch, from the Old English belcettan,
is what’s called an onomatopoeic word; that is, it reproduces a natural sound, like fizz. Belching, also known as burping, eructation, and ructus, is the return of air from either your esophagus or stomach through your mouth. Vibration of your upper esophageal sphincter produces the sound (you know the one) as air passes through it. In the way of belching basics, just know that air in = belches out.
Like everyone, you have two one-way valves, or sphincters, which open and close to let food and drink (and air) move down your throat, through your esophagus, and into your stomach. When you swallow, your upper sphincter opens to let food and drink (and air) enter your esophagus. As the food and drink (and air—see a pattern here?) reach the bottom of your esophagus, your lower sphincter opens and allows it to pass into your stomach.
While all belches sound similar, each has a distinct personality. Bombshell belches, for example, come from your stomach. They are spontaneous and involuntary. Bombshells happen when they happen, and they smell like whatever it was that you last ate. This can be a problem if you’re seated at the dinner table or meeting your girlfriend’s father for the first time.
Backfire belches are when you deliberately force air you swallowed while eating and drinking back out by contracting your abdominal muscles and relaxing your upper esophageal sphincter.
Then there’s our personal favorite, the Barrage. It’s executed just like the backfire except that you intentionally swallow a gulp of air and immediately force it back up. This mother-of-all belches gives you the ability to belch at will. With practice, you can control the belch’s duration, acoustic range, and volume.
According to people who are interested in these things, the loudest belch ever recorded (so far) was 107.1 decibels (dB). Paul Hunn from the United Kingdom achieved this record of epic proportions in London on September 24, 2008. And just so you’ll know, Mr. Hunn produced about the same noise level with his belch, as does a power mower at a distance of 3 feet.
In most English-speaking countries, belching out loud is considered impolite. There are other places, though, where belching signals the host that you’re finished with your meal, and a good strong belch is considered an accolade for the cook. With these differences in mind, here are a few dos and don’ts for our little corner of the world.
Belching Dos and Don’ts
• Belch quietly and cover your mouth when there’s sufficient warning of what’s coming. Keep your lips closed if you can, and quietly release the air through your nose or mouth.
• Say, Excuse me!
no matter whether your burp is quiet or loud, a surprise or planned.
• Don’t drink carbonated beverages like sodas from cans, bottles, or through a straw. (Unless you want to belch.)
Consider This: There’s no Guinness World Record for the longest belch.
FARTING
"ALRIGHT, WHO CUT THE CHEESE?"