If I Were You: Golden Age Stories

Written by L. Ron Hubbard

Narrated by R.F. Daley, Nancy Cartwright, Corey Burton and 5 more

Does size matter? Is bigger better? That's no small question to Tom Little—the circus midget with giant dreams.

Tom may be king of the midgets, but he's got far grander ambitions—to become the muscleman at the top, the ringmaster. Now, drawing on some dark ancient secrets and mystic texts, he's about to get his wish.

Assuming another man's identity, Tom discovers he must also take on his sins, debts, and enemies. He may be living large—but now there are those who want to make him pay for the big man's sins.

Also includes The Last Drop, an astounding tale of a New York bartender who mixes some very magical drinks—to amazing effect.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Galaxy Press
• Release date: Mar 15, 2010
• ISBN: 9781592124688

L. Ron Hubbard

With 19 New York Times bestsellers and more than 350 million copies of his works in circulation, L. Ron Hubbard is among the most enduring and widely read authors of our time. As a leading light of American Pulp Fiction through the 1930s and '40s, he is further among the most influential authors of the modern age. Indeed, from Ray Bradbury to Stephen King, there is scarcely a master of imaginative tales who has not paid tribute to L. Ron Hubbard. Then too, of course, there is all L. Ron Hubbard represents as the Founder of Dianetics and Scientology and thus the only major religion born in the 20th century.

Reviews for If I Were You

[armywifenmomma · Rating: 5 out of 5 stars]

This is a very captivating story of thrills and suspense throughout! I fully enjoyed listening to it. The audiobook has a full cast of different performers and voices for each of the characters, as well as awesome sound effects and music. It will definitely hold the attention of anyone who chooses to listen to it!

[bruce_deming_1 · Rating: 5 out of 5 stars]

Oh man I loved these stories in this audiobook. Both If I Were You and The Last Drop are hilarious fun.

L Ron Hubbard's fantasies are some of the most fun because for me there are a lot more laughs and comical situations.

Nancy Cartwright is great as the Circus Midget in If I Were You.

The Last Drop has not failed to make anyone who I know who has heard it laugh and get that twinkle in their eye remembering Mr Hubbard's sense of Humor.

Great Audio book. If you don't laugh you should check your pulse because your might be dead.