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Rex Huppke: Amazon will choose Chicago because other locations are hot garbage

The notoriously anti-Chicago mainstream media complex is claiming that Amazon, the company that helped rid America of annoying privately owned bookstores, is now considering 20 different sites for its second headquarters.

The pundits and ne'er-do-well business reporters begrudgingly say Chicago is "in the running," but I'm here to tell you the 19 other locales are mere window dressing and a decision

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