You... Kissed... Betty? You kissed... Betty?? You... Kissed Betty? No? We kissed CASSIE CAO!! Cause she’s on the episode, and she has NO idea what’s happening! 
We’re also kissing the Riverdale writers, because we’re now over the hump of the Christmas episode!! And things are getting WILD! So wild, all the plots are kind of intertwined? Alice is sad, and Betty is TOO NICE to her, and spends the whole time trying to find her long lost brother. And they find him, in a motel that HATES dogs but LOVES fantasy fulfillment? Meanwhile, Archie’s wresting with the fact that he’s been tapped by the FBI to spy on Hiram? All the while, South Side High is closing, and all the Serpents are going to Riverdale High! Veronica’s trying to get everyone to CALM DOWN, but Cheryl and Reggie do literally everything in their power to stop this from happening. 
Will Archie ever start Fredheads 2.0? Will Mayor McCoy ever get her due on Empire? Will we see Chic fulfil any fantasies???? No, no, and kind of?? 
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